[Closed] A gentle ride from Land's End (Warning: me me me content)

deadly... are the the turkish massage specialist who went a little bit too personal on both my mother and father on their honeymoon? if so dont admit it on here and keep it as a surprise for TSY 😉

Deadly, I thought you could be our Fat Prophet?

Bigger? Better? Challengier? *puts hand up as high as possible and bounces up and down in seat for extra attention grabbing*

DGOAB - I can bring a pocket full of chocolate, although I didn't mention how much the next bar would cost did I? 😈

Deadly, I thought you could be our Fat Prophet?

I'm going to cover myself in gold body paint and spend one half of the day as a Buddha rubbing his belly on top of a support vehicle and the other half flailing the shit out of you lot.

I will have "menus" available.

If I don't get invited on this bigger thing I'll spy on you to find out what it is and then follow you on it anway 😉

I'm assuming Druidh is also going to be up for biggerer and betterer?

I think someone might actually end up dead. It'll be worth it though.

I think the biggerer betterer thing should be unreported until done, not a sponsored thing and done during a heat wave.

if by bigger you mean fat people are welcome
if by better you mean the maximum distance travelled each day is 20miles
then i'm in.

Is it Cabo de Sao Vincente to Nordkapp?

DGOAB - I can bring a pocket full of chocolate, although I didn't mention how much the next bar would cost did I?

*is excited about biggerer and betterer trips but hopes that the someone who might end up dead isn't me*

I suspect DG and Onion have been trying to kill me since that first fateful road ride with them! 😉

He'll be a man of leisure soon so will have plenty of time to prepare *not envious at all*

Oh dear; I appear to have broken my golden rule of not logging in from work. That'll be productivity out the window today then...

DGOAB - as it happens my Action Man needs some new shorts 😆

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DGOAB - as it happens my Action Man needs some new shorts

I'm going to have to log off...just about spat my yoghurt over my colleague laughing out loud at action man. Not good.

Is that code?

There's no such thing as dirty pictures, only dirty minds!

and I really didn't think that comment through.... 😳

mustard, it's good to see you've joined the day time crew. Just remember the more typing you do the busier it sounds like you are.

This may not be applicable if you're work mainly involves excel.

iDave I'm with you on the unreported, unsponsored front.

where's jamie gone? maybe he really has a magic torch...

where's jamie gone?

Been wondering the same thing.

When was he last seen?

He's needed for a road ride epic! As are you two!

When's the epic happening?

Dunno, but it will.

First rule of the epic is nobody talks about it.

Aren't you doing a sportiv soon?

Caledonia on Sun 15th 😯

Much belly slapping off thighs. It'll be like Buddha on a bike.

I think it's quite hilly around there 😉

I think it's quite hilly around there

It's supposed to be ok, and I'm hearing mixed reviews about the final climb. Some people saying it's a nightmare, some saying it's not as bad as one might expect.

I should've got my plans sorted and entered that one!

Speak to Dirty etc and get yourself involved with some laps of Arthurs Seat... there'll be halfway BBQ 🙂

dd - just be in a low gear as you approach the left turn at Hillside (?) cemetry (near the end), it's short but sharp and, acording to Druidh, there will be carnage as everyone comes around the bend in too high a gear - I'm sure he'll be along shortly with more accurate advice!

Etape route is fine, but mustards advice about gearing is spot on for that corner.

DD, there's a secret (ish) plan being put together for June if you fancy it. Details will be available once i've sorted out the last few bits and bobs. It will [s]hurt[/s]rule. 8)

I wouldn't mind being in on it...just the small matter of...

Dun de dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn...

My fortieth

Appreciate the advice. I will (not) be telling all my mates 😳

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