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[Closed] A French Tickler in the French Fancies?

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[url= http://www.kaleidoscot.com/glasgow-charitable-bake-sale-sabotaged-by-hidden-dildo-5515 ]Surprise dildo causes bring and bake sale chaos[/url] ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 3:56 pm
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No wonder Marry Berry is always smiling .


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:04 pm
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A chocolate cake is not a French fancy. In French the sticky things the English call chocolate cake are known as brownies. As for French Ticklers their called godemiches or just godes which means it's unwise to exclaim "oh my Gode!".


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:06 pm
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[i]A Glasgow City Council spokeswoman said: [/i] "We've got an internal probe in progress."


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:08 pm
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Apparently this โ€œnewsโ€ is no April fools prank, โ€œthe sale was called off and word quickly spread that all cakes had to be binned due to this malevolent act.

perhaps they were using it wrongly ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:09 pm
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the cake's creator was heard to mutter "some ****'s had my rolling pin"


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:11 pm
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A chocolate cake is not a French fancy.

I just couldn't think of a pun involving gateaux.


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:12 pm
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"Black Forest".


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:18 pm
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I hear there's some concern over last week's sticky bun festival, too


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 4:20 pm
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"somebody has rammed a dildo through a chocolate cake"

That phrase has left me chuckling.... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 04/11/2015 5:51 pm