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The end.


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:16 pm
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Thats a Basil Fawlty Waldorf salad


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:18 pm
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That's not a salad. That's known as "shite"

I would get people coming into the pub where I worked asking for "steak pie an chips, nae shite".

If the chef forgot and put a piece of tomato or God forbid lettuce on the plate it would be scraped into the ashtray before the plate hit the table😁


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:37 pm
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#proud-salad-eater


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:41 pm
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When I lived north of the border I was assured by my work collegaues that a Glesga salad was chups.


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:41 pm
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If the chef forgot and put a piece of tomato or God forbid lettuce on the plate it would be scraped into the ashtray before the plate hit the table

It is served in an ashtray, so perhaps it's a pre-prepared job?


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:43 pm
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To be fair, those mini wee sweet red things are tasty. I've had them on a pizza before


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 10:55 pm
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You’re right, they were a nice surprise (I honestly thought it was arty blobs of ketchup at first!)


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 11:12 pm
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Thats a Basil Fawlty Waldorf salad

Can't be, we're fresh out of waldorfs.


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 11:15 pm
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Doesn't appear to be deep fried.

I'm calling fake.


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 11:19 pm
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Anyway, I'd be more concerned with them serving me my dinner on a piece of wood.


 
Posted : 09/07/2018 11:47 pm
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They're roquito peppers


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 12:08 am
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#wewantplates


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 12:45 am
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To be fair £3 probably isn't too bad considering somebody will have had to drive south of the border especially for your order.


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 1:01 am
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Who wants salad with toast anyway?


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 1:15 am
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Some nice stereo types in here 😀

Tinned spaghetti is a vegetable right?


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 7:13 am
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Having lunch at a hotel on Loch Lomondside, overheard 2 German tourists commenting that all Scottish food was 'brown'


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 7:30 am
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Some nice stereo types in here 😀

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Tinned spaghetti is a vegetable right?

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only hoops are.

and if you put sausages in it, it becomes a meal

edit: im still struggling with this quote thing


 
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Posted : 10/07/2018 8:56 pm
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I love Dark Place


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 9:32 pm
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I hope those are heritage tomatoes.


 
Posted : 10/07/2018 10:45 pm
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A boy goes into a shop and buys an apple a banana and an orange.

How far south of the Scottish border does he live?

Frankie Boyle.


 
Posted : 11/07/2018 1:19 pm