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[Closed] 3 miles off Hartlepool on a fishing boat & guess what we saw?

 
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 esselgruntfuttock
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Oh all right, I'll tell you.
An Owl. 3 miles out at sea, off Hartlepool. Defo an owl cos my mate who was with us is a bit of an ornithologist said it was & 3 others all said together, '**** me, thats an owl'

Anyway, sorry it wasn't more exciting but I didn't expect so many replies.

[i]No iDave, now I know he didn't die at sea I can spend the weekend hoping his brakes fail[/i]

I'll let you know about that. I hope you rabbit dies & you can't sell the hutch.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:30 am
 aracer
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I know, I know <waves hand in air>
Some honey (wrapped up in a five pound note)


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:31 am
 wwaswas
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and now it's off to Scotland with you and the bike?

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:31 am
 scaredypants
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more likely a drowned owl & cat - ed: ah, I see we have an answer


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:32 am
 bikebouy
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Zzzzzzzz

Was it flying through the Stargate?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:32 am
 avdave2
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Hang on, I'll give you a clue.....'The owl & the pussycat went to sea, in a beautiful pea green boat',.

'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:32 am
 TheSouthernYeti
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I hope you rabbit dies & you can't sell the hutch

Wow, that really is abstract. You've redeemed yourself... have a nice trip.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:34 am
 dday
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This thread was a real hoot.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:44 am
 mamadirt
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Nah, It was a piccy of a STARGATE.. only I've lost the bloomin toolbar for the upload link..

There you go . . .

[img] [/img]

😆

Nah, you just missed off the '/' from the last img bracket. I have nothing useful to add to this thread - just wanted to see the stargate piccy 🙄

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:47 am
 sharkbait
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^^ looks like a swimming pool not a gate


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:56 am
 wwaswas
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[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 11:00 am
 Netdonkey
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Is that a treadmill in front of the stargate swimming pool?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 11:17 am
 Bregante
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Possibly, the plane has already taken off though


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 11:28 am
 matt_outandabout
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OP heading up north today...:
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 11:32 am
 oliverd1981
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An owl? After all that? I was moderately surprised the first time I saw one at work (about 50km from the nearest land). But then it did buzz me, talons out when I stepped out of the control room...


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 11:39 am
 TuckerUK
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Damn, I still had a whole load of funny (debatable I know) answers to suggest! 🙁


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 12:58 pm
 plop_pants
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was his name Dave?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 1:01 pm
 AnalogueAndy
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Damn, I still had a whole load of funny (debatable I know) answers to suggest!

Same here. An OWL FFS!

Shall we just keep going anyway?

[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8824744/Man-surfs-on-shark.html ]Was it a man surfing on a shark?[/url]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 1:19 pm
 cynic-al
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I struggle with long sentences has there been an answer worth reading?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 1:20 pm
 oliverd1981
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The best thing to find in the Sea off Hartlepool, is dashing aquatic hero [url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1735261.stm ]Timmy Mallett[/url]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 1:22 pm
 boxelder
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200th post brings a joke:

What kind of owl do you find in the kitchen??

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:28 pm
 boxelder
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twitchy trigger finger........


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:30 pm
 Mooly
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coming to the partuy a bit late but....
A confused looking Barry Manilow singing Bermuda triangle.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 5:28 pm
 imnotverygood
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I know! I know!

was it an owl?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 6:32 pm
 akysurf
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David Walliams


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 7:14 pm
 akysurf
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Vikings?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 7:15 pm
 akysurf
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The yellow submarine?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 7:21 pm
 MSP
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a bear peeing in a wetsuit?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 8:16 pm
 withersea
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Was it stuffed?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 9:59 pm
 oliverd1981
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I wish I'd dropped the Timmy Mallett much earlier.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:16 pm
 Steelfreak
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Has Esselgruntfuttock revealed what he saw off Hartlepool yet?

('Cause I'm slightly curious but can't be arsed to read six pages to find out...)


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:27 pm
 billyboy
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Was it Athelstan the seal?

Last seen by myself and a naked woman in the River Thames in 2007 opposite the O2 Arena. Sad to say the love between the naked woman and I died sometime ago, but I'm really chuffed to hear that Athelstan is alive and well.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:29 pm
 fasthaggis
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An owl on it's way to Hogwarts 😉


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:30 pm
 steviedog
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A seafaring Antelope leaping out of the water?

Robson Green fishing being an annoying twit?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:49 pm
 Smudger666
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ffs - what?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 10:54 pm
 CountZero
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It was one of these:
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 12:57 am
 racefaceec90
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has he not answered yet 😡 damn you op,i hope that when you are next at the seaside (and eating some fish & chips) that a large seagull swoops down and flies off with your prized cod in batter.oh and does a little poo on your head just for good measure 😉 (only kidding 🙂


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 1:19 am
 CharlieMungus
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If you did see an antelope, tell him that if he marries in haste, he can repent at leisure. Though an invite would have been nice.


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 2:59 am
 boxelder
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Raceface - read it. You think it might have been an owl??


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 8:33 am
 rickmeister
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Whale oil, beef hooked.


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 10:08 am
 oliverd1981
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An owl on it's way to Hogwarts

The owl I saw on the rig looked kinda like Headwig, but it was obviouslly lost or just taking a vacation.


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 10:17 am
 bitemebryn
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HMS Hood


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 10:26 am
 molgrips
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USS Eldridge (one for the conspiracy fans)


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 2:53 pm
 coolhandluke
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Some honey or a fiver?


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 3:45 pm
 coolhandluke
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Lock Ness monster returning from his holidays?


 
Posted : 15/10/2011 3:46 pm
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