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Jahmal the manatee on his way back from the summer season at Sea World?
Was it a forum tease?
Oh no...that was the bloke stood next to you!!!
Shamu?
The view out of a porthole ?
Robert Maxwell having tea with Lord Lucan?
My Mind?
Your Mind?
St Christopher?
A sandbar with seagulls standing on it?
Cheese?
A Daffodil?
Icelandic Fishing Trawler?
An Orange Smartie?
Pams Ayres?
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You Orca have told us by now..........
sfb with the world's largest **** off telephoto lens taking pics of a ladies bottom on shore ?
A working blackberry?
An upgraded iPhone?
2012 Giant Defy demo bike in medium that a shop will actually let you try?
The rear light I lost last night?
Cheese?
unspeakable horrors
THE LIGHT!
Elvis
This is going to be such a disappointment now what ever it was 😆
A howrl shorl of Mackem murmeeds?
Martin Jarvis?
Some Blue paint?
Brown Sea(ok, s'pose the North Sea is all brown)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Inspiration?
USB cable?
An Owl & a Pussycat?
surfmat having a mermaid orgy on the back of a giant inflatable helmet that TJ has graffiti'd all over with anti-tory propaganda, sharks leaping over the inflatable helmet in a synchronised dance that is being photgraphed by lord lucan as the northern lights tease down and tap him on the shoulder leading to enlightenment?
anything less and you've let us all down, you've let your parents down and worse of all you've let yourself down!
A stealth submarine. Though by definition you didn't see it.
anything less and you've let us all down, you've let your parents down and worse of all you've let yourself down!
+1, and we're not angry we're just disappointed.
You found the monkey, still at sea. They never hung him afterall?
Flaming ostriches?
Jim Morrison? Where you on Mushrooms? Can you remember?
If esselgruntfuttock doesn't reply soon, he'll find himself in the Wargames scenario:
Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua.
Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
Was it the brackets missing from that silly equation? 🙂
An Orange 5?
He's got to let us know soon. Do you think he's sitting staring at the screen with his arms crossed, and a grumpy face on? 😀
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Do you think he's sitting staring at the screen with his arms crossed, and a grumpy face on?
I'm starting to hope he drowned at sea.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Billy the ships mate and c-beams glittering in the dark ?
It's clearly either a leatherback turtle or Shergar.
Well no-ones guessed yet so I'm off to pack the car, I'm off to Scotland you see, taking the bike as well!
I'll tell you when I get back.
Hang on, I'll give you a clue.....'The owl & the pussycat went to sea, in a beautiful pea green boat',...
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I think with that contemptuous response, the thread should be deleted.
Was it a tin of mushy peas?
Anyone give a sh1t ??
No iDave, now I know he didn't die at sea I can spend the weekend hoping his brakes fail.
Nah, It was a piccy of a STARGATE.. only I've lost the bloomin toolbar for the upload link..
"Sit's arms folded with a grumpy face"
Oh, hang on you talking bout' the OP..
"Still sitting arms folded"
Worst. Thread. Ever.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Billy the ships mate and [b]c-beams [/b]glittering in the dark ?
I think you mean sea breams.
Bin Laden's flip flop?
There's too much of this shit on hereIs the answer Hartlepool?
You're leaving Hartlepool. What makes you think anyone would look back 😯
Steve Bobs following a botched burial at sea.
A Mint Sauce key ring waiting to be delivered?
