Well you'll never guess so i' ll tell you.
Shall I?
a fish?
floating turd?
or
McDonalds rubbish?
mother theresa's face in a baguette 😕
Monkey?
torpedo
Old Gregg??
Polar bears?
Smog?
Hartlepool? From a distance?
A Gull??
Your reflection?
An antelope attacking a cyclist?
A mouse using a hob nob for a raft?
Don Johnson?
No sensible answers yet. Not even 'fish'
The missing window licker?
jeremy clarkson ?
A fat bike?
An antelope?
Edit- dam to slow
A South African MTB'er being knocked off his bike by an Impala/Antelope/Wildebeast?
Edit: Dagnammit.
Okay then, a plane taking off (or not) from a floating treadmill?
No sensible answers yet. Not even 'fish'
The suspenders are killing me.
a shoe full of bailys
TJ, walking on water.
So I guess it's not an aeroplane on a treadmill then.
A friend of Liam Fox with a business card and everything?
A periscope from a Russian submarine and, when you looked closer, Sean Connery's eye?
I'm going for shark but presume I have a long way to go to find out
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This? I haven't bothered looking to see if anyone else has mentioned it... But it is AWESOME...
arora borealis ?
God? It's got to be God surely?
A load of people on Elwick village Green pointing at the tossers on the fishing boat?
(well you didn't say which direction you were!)
A disorientated OAP?
A Russian submarine ?
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...love in each others eyes? (It's a romantic place)
Fox and Werritty?
Shergar?
Him out of the Manics?
A monkey making a breakout?
John Darwin?
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The light?
The hopelessness of it all?
The funny side?
Lord Lucan in a rowing boat ??
A shark? C'mon, that was a pretty sensible guess!
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David walliams eating turds whilst swimming
tonyg2003 - MemberA monkey making a breakout?
Would that would be a chimp in a tunic making for a chasse marree?
shopping trolley
😀 correct.Would that would be a chimp in a tunic making for a chasse marree?
Was it a Peruvian with an afro, called Basil?
If so, can you remind him he owes me two tubes?
Ta
an underwater hockey match?
I find it hard to believe that a baby robin could have made it's way so far offshore, but if you insist...
I'm going with hartlepool.
Can't believe nobody else has yet suggested an antelope.
Sensible and possible things that someone would remark upon:
Shark
Whale
Dolphin
Dog
That's about all I can come up with.
Octopussy?
The light?
aracer at least 2 people on page one have already suggested an antelope.do keep up old boy 😉 i reckon it was a giant squid fighting captain birds eye the op saw 🙂
song about being lost at sea
Mermaid!
Not a dog, all the dogs are starring in Chilean urban downhill races.
Some Samali pirates, waaaaaaaaaay off the beaten track
Or whatever the sea faring equivalent is
Don, you spent all day on Youtube or something?
An antelope sitting in a shopping trolley, playing a hovering piano while balancing a dog (which is eating a greggs tuna stottie) on his head?
A cat twitching beside the boat? Did you finish it off or sail by as there where no vets nearby?
Off the coast of Hartlepool? One of those three eyed fish from the Simpsons is my bet.
A leaky Gaggia?
ringo star ?
my missing wheel from crc?
Can I vote this as the funniest thread since I re-read the picolax thread?
Arthur Scargill?
The solution to the Euro Crisis?
My Mum?
Don, you spent all day on Youtube or something?
I have a very good memory.
Wayne Rooney making a covert escape?
Was it elfin 'cat throttler' safety?
Robson Green or Gazza?
Rock Lobster?
Elvis?
aracer at least 2 people on page one have already suggested an antelope
Sorry I missed that - and anyway, it was such a funny answer I'm sure nobody minded me posting it again.
Beach 3 miles --->
Jo brand
Wasn't me.
Joe Murray?
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twelve gondaliers deciding where to go for their Christmas lunch?
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