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Cod?
I've got it...a bike tyre or an inner tube? Or a cycle helmet?
The light?
Stairway to heaven?
SNOW!
someone who gives a shit?
a bag of dog shit hanging from an oil rig?
A mushroom cloud? It's armaggedon don'tcha know!!
A mouth connected to an arse ?
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Water , water everywhere and not a drop to drink?
Gay islamic swans attacking baby robbins with a dead cat?
Surf mat surfing and being AWESOME?
SFB just behind taking pictures of his arse?
Ennui .....or is that just me?
ONE HUNDRED!
Edit: damn! too late
Hartlepool, HARTLEPOOL
ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BRA?
A smurf hanging off the towing eye?
Some Monkey Hangers waiting on the shore?
THE CROWN RACE?
I know.
SEAWATER!
Go on, tell me I'm wrong...
A declaration signed by all the MTB manufactures stating which tyre IS actually best?
Her Majesty's Customs & Excise Officers wearing long surgical gloves on one arm?
a child falling off an inflatable pony and then being attacked by the seafaring equivalent of an ostrich. And a donkey.
My CRC order?
Moses. At which point the boat fell off the sea.
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wow, 3 pages and nothing god I love the internet, think I'm off to watch some x factor re runs, or maybe some paint dry
see you next tuesday
Actually I know the answer to this one - obvious really. A fishing net.
So, what wassit danmit!
Dave?
The 3rd class parcel from CRC waiting for you ?
Dave's soiled pants?
Bored now.
Was it the entire Icelandic fishing fleet?
Bored now.
Not the first time I've heard that I can tell you!
Surf Matt?
I was thinking a whirlwind/twister thingy (not too sure what a water-based one is).
Or maybe a fish.
was it possibly the lightly soiled underpants of the rarely seen kangarillapig ?
Simon, you're thinking of a waterspout.
Ummm, ooooo, I know, the unbearable lightness of being.
Scoob, you mean the hippocrocodillapig, Shirley?
Ta! That's the word, but the answer is probably going to be something silly. Is the answer Hartlepool?
Old Gregg??
Osama Bin Laden's body?
Nemo?
Was it former local MP Peter Mandelson on an oligarch's yacht?
Captain Orr?
Is this a competition to see how long we can go before someone asks if it was a whale?
