Just behind that seagull 😉
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Turtle?
Torpedo (running)?
Sea skimming missile?
Icebergs?
Mine?
Whirlpool?
Ditched aircraft?
Dead body?
A Richard III that someone had sculpted into a U-boat?
Snake?
Pirates?
Did it involve a conveyor belt?
I'm going with hartlepool.
Is he any good?
30 killo bails of cocaine floating in to shore?
Message in a bottle?
Fondue set?
Cuddly toy?
(Didn't he do well?)
3 pages and no answer. I shall expect the answer to be provided by the time I log on at work at 8am.
Thank you and goodnight
A job centre?
A Thai bride?
👿 😆
Cod?
I've got it...a bike tyre or an inner tube? Or a cycle helmet?
The light?
Stairway to heaven?
SNOW!
someone who gives a shit?
a bag of dog shit hanging from an oil rig?
A mushroom cloud? It's armaggedon don'tcha know!!
A mouth connected to an arse ?
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Water , water everywhere and not a drop to drink?
Gay islamic swans attacking baby robbins with a dead cat?
Surf mat surfing and being AWESOME?
SFB just behind taking pictures of his arse?
Ennui .....or is that just me?
ONE HUNDRED!
Edit: damn! too late
Hartlepool, HARTLEPOOL
ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BRA?
A smurf hanging off the towing eye?
Some Monkey Hangers waiting on the shore?
THE CROWN RACE?
I know.
SEAWATER!
Go on, tell me I'm wrong...
A declaration signed by all the MTB manufactures stating which tyre IS actually best?
Her Majesty's Customs & Excise Officers wearing long surgical gloves on one arm?
a child falling off an inflatable pony and then being attacked by the seafaring equivalent of an ostrich. And a donkey.
My CRC order?
Moses. At which point the boat fell off the sea.
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wow, 3 pages and nothing god I love the internet, think I'm off to watch some x factor re runs, or maybe some paint dry
see you next tuesday
Actually I know the answer to this one - obvious really. A fishing net.
So, what wassit danmit!
Dave?
The 3rd class parcel from CRC waiting for you ?
Dave's soiled pants?
Bored now.
Was it the entire Icelandic fishing fleet?
Bored now.
Not the first time I've heard that I can tell you!
Surf Matt?
I was thinking a whirlwind/twister thingy (not too sure what a water-based one is).
Or maybe a fish.
was it possibly the lightly soiled underpants of the rarely seen kangarillapig ?
Simon, you're thinking of a waterspout.
Ummm, ooooo, I know, the unbearable lightness of being.
Scoob, you mean the hippocrocodillapig, Shirley?
Ta! That's the word, but the answer is probably going to be something silly. Is the answer Hartlepool?
Old Gregg??
Osama Bin Laden's body?
Nemo?
Was it former local MP Peter Mandelson on an oligarch's yacht?
Captain Orr?
Is this a competition to see how long we can go before someone asks if it was a whale?
Jahmal the manatee on his way back from the summer season at Sea World?
Was it a forum tease?
Oh no...that was the bloke stood next to you!!!
Shamu?
The view out of a porthole ?
Robert Maxwell having tea with Lord Lucan?
My Mind?
Your Mind?
St Christopher?
A sandbar with seagulls standing on it?
Cheese?
A Daffodil?
Icelandic Fishing Trawler?
An Orange Smartie?
Pams Ayres?
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You Orca have told us by now..........
sfb with the world's largest **** off telephoto lens taking pics of a ladies bottom on shore ?
A working blackberry?
An upgraded iPhone?
2012 Giant Defy demo bike in medium that a shop will actually let you try?
The rear light I lost last night?
Cheese?
unspeakable horrors
THE LIGHT!
Elvis
This is going to be such a disappointment now what ever it was 😆
A howrl shorl of Mackem murmeeds?
Martin Jarvis?
Some Blue paint?
Brown Sea(ok, s'pose the North Sea is all brown)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Inspiration?
USB cable?
An Owl & a Pussycat?
surfmat having a mermaid orgy on the back of a giant inflatable helmet that TJ has graffiti'd all over with anti-tory propaganda, sharks leaping over the inflatable helmet in a synchronised dance that is being photgraphed by lord lucan as the northern lights tease down and tap him on the shoulder leading to enlightenment?
anything less and you've let us all down, you've let your parents down and worse of all you've let yourself down!
A stealth submarine. Though by definition you didn't see it.
anything less and you've let us all down, you've let your parents down and worse of all you've let yourself down!
+1, and we're not angry we're just disappointed.
You found the monkey, still at sea. They never hung him afterall?
Flaming ostriches?
Jim Morrison? Where you on Mushrooms? Can you remember?
If esselgruntfuttock doesn't reply soon, he'll find himself in the Wargames scenario:
Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua.
Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?