[Closed] £1.82 a unit - demented

I thought it sounded expensive but then they are in London ...

Was very funny!

Suspect it was meant to be 18.2p...

Scary just how naive a surgeon can be though...

STOP WATCHING THIS UTTER SHITE TELEVISION 👿
hopefully, with the license fee cuts they'll axe this show, and literally axe Amstrad Alan and every past contestant

"Excuse moi .............blah blah blah look at me I speak French......oh what's that, you're not French. I feel so embarrassed now that Nick knows I can speak French."

Well that backfired you putain (see we all speak a bit of French), talking about having to find a toilet while trying to sell muffins.

And breath..........rant definitely over this time.

i quite enjoy the apprentice. I get to shout at the TV for an hour once a week.

I'd like to think that the Management Consultants I have in at the moment could do a better job on the apprentice, but I fear that they couldn't.

Not sure what that says about me 😆

Excellent entertainment. Some of you fools need to chill out.

That Paloma's a nasty piece of work.

I used to work with Shibby!

Not sure what he's up to now really - he's obviously not worked as a doctor for an age (like 2 years), and isn't actually qualified as a 'trauma surgeon' so a fair bit of BS all round!

DrP

Wouldn't want Shibby messing with any of my bits! Surely if he was any good he'd be earning a lot more than £100k?

Spill the beans DrP!

Don't really know why I watch this, I despair. 🙄

Don't really know why I watch this

because you're weak, STOP WATCHING IT
jesus

how did you know what they were talking about bakes? no one mentioned the apprentice.......

Well he was a year my senior 3 years ago, and at that time he had been qualified for 3 years. On 'you're fired' with Dara O'Brein, he said he'd been a doctor for 4 years.
That means he quit medical work a few years ago, but also [b]wouldn't[/b] be a qualified trauma surgeon (maybe he wanted to be an orthopod, but he isn't!)

DrP

bakes, thank you for deciding what I can or can't watch. there's this thing called choice you may of heard about, I choose to watch something, you choose not too. Quite simple.

Maybe instead of watching TV I should tell people what to do on internet forums, thats a much better use of my time 🙄

I'll be watching until Liz gets fired...

FW + 1

However Paloma and Sandeesh scrub up well too 😀

Watched it for the first time last night...what a load of walty, entitled tossers! 😯

This group of post-embryonic trouser stains would at least be good fuel.

The only thing that needed to be served up in quantity, would have been a double portion of face punch all round. Well worth the license fee, imho. 😀

The Apprentice is the televisual embodiment of 'a self licking lollipop', pure entertainment on so many levels. I'm sure we've all met people like them and that's why we love seeing them suffer in TV land!
The only thing I do admire about them is their sheer chutzpah for having the bottle to expose themselves to the inevitable ridicule the show brings. Long may it continue.

I enjoyed it last night - shame that peroxide white girl wasn't on the losing team. Amongst weak opposition she still looks worse than useless as the title of this thread shows - and she still tried to blame someone else for that.

Jamie or Christopher to win it I reckon - that Christopher looked well on top of things in yesterday's episode.

clubber - Member
Scary just how naive a surgeon can be though

I wonder if he left surgery, or if surgery left him? Surgeons are usually the "cock of the street" within medicine (see Peter Kay for definition) and Shibby came across last night as quite ineffective- pathetic almost.

I'd make the idle shite pay back the costs of medical school, & the costs of whatever junior doctor training he'd already undergone, presuming he has while he keeps on getting described as a failed surgeon.

I know I posted this already but its damn funny if you are an apprentice fan:

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Great entertainment, one thing I have noticed about this years contestants is that all of them look as though they dress from Next and TM Lewin (in fact some of them look as though they have slept in their clothes) where as contestants in previous years have generally been real try hards on the clothing front, T&A shirts, tailored suits and Hermes scarves etc.

EDIT: Is everything cassette boy 'creates' shit?

Great entertainment, one thing I have noticed about this years contestants is that all of them look as though they dress from Next and TM Lewin (in fact some of them look as though they have slept in their clothes) where as contestants in previous years have genrally been real try hards on the clothing front, T&A shirts, tailored suits and Hermes scarves etc

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organic355 - is that a pic of Melissa with dark hair?

Laura's eyes scare me. I have to look away.

Laura's eyes scare me. I have to look away.

Are we thinking of the same person?

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That Paloma's a nasty piece of work.

Yep

Are we thinking of the same person?

One thing that stuck me yesterday and it may only be a small ripple in the pond that is criticism and critique of the contestants many failings, is or was their posture especially at the start when being addressed by AS, I counted at least two of them, (both women, but this isn't a sexist observation) stood there with their hands in their pockets, as I said it may only be a small thing, but surely if you are trying to impress someone whom you would like to see as a potential boss the least you can do is stand up straight, take your hands out of your pockets and try to look interested. Oh and is it just me or are the insults between the contestants getting a bit weak? Telling one another to 'grow up' being a particular favourite, what next 'my dads bigger than your dad'?

The most pathetic thing was "I got an A* in my GCSE maths!"

The most pathetic thing was "I got an A* in my GCSE maths!"

What a clever little boy.

Yep... I LOL'd and facepalmed at the same time.

Clever little boy. Is that a euphemism for c**t?

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KINGTUT - Member
Great entertainment, one thing I have noticed about this years contestants is that all of them look as though they dress from Next and TM Lewin (in fact some of them look as though they have slept in their clothes) where as contestants in previous years have generally been real try hards on the clothing front, T&A shirts, tailored suits and Hermes scarves etc

I noticed that too. Plus none of the fired have had the decency or manners to utter a word of thanks to Lud Allan, whereas in previous years they used to utter some words of thanks. Ungrateful b@stards.

Clever little boy. Is that a euphemism for c**t?

Surrounded By Zulus - Member
Clever little boy. Is that a euphemism for c**t?

I believe that line and the accompanying image might get used again before this series is over!!

"You supplied be 16 rolls out of 1000 ordered - what am I supposed to tell all the people in there?"

"Eh...... Go on the Atkins Diet?"

Classic telly. If I'd been the customer, there would have been blood though.

"You supplied be 16 rolls out of 1000 ordered - what am I supposed to tell all the people in there?"

Its a bit contrived, i dont believe they didnt have a contingency ?

I don't believe any of the hotel stuff. They'd really drop their regular supplier just to have a day's worth of badly made, badly priced, most of it not turn up stock?

Its as contrived as the 'design a product to get sales' scenario. They're not getting actual sales, are they. Boots can say whatever they want, there's no way they were buying that POS bookstand 😛

I suspect Dr Shibby's claim to be a surgeon is exaggerating the actualité a bit.

No self respecting surgeon would call himself Doctor - they prefer to be called Mister.

shocked at how many think they're revealing something amazing by saying things are set up and contrived.

isn't it obvious that it's all set up otherwise they risk having nothing to film?

Usually only if they are consultants?

I don't believe any of the hotel stuff. They'd really drop their regular supplier just to have a day's worth of badly made, badly priced, most of it not turn up stock?

Of course they wouldn't, most of its just a set-up to make them look like twunts.

And then the bit at the end where the winning team go to the fancy restaurant - did you notice there were NO other customers in! Must have been filmed at 10am on a wet wednesday morning!

No - other way round I think. You can be a consultant without being a member of the Royal College of Surgeons (which is what gives you the "Mr" entitlement or affectation).

I used to work with a guy who applied for the apprentice...he was straight out of university, he thought he was the bees knees and used to lose his temper in meetings when people wouldn't do what he asked.

I always thought he would fit right in.

You can be a consultant without being a member of the Royal College of Surgeons

But not a Consultant Surgeon. Also, Fellows of the Royal College of Obstetricians & Gynaecologists can style themselves 'Mr'. All other specialties generally keep the title 'Dr'.

As has been pointed out above, this chap on the apprentice left medicine after 4 years, which in surgery would make him an SHO. Even if he has got his MRCS, there is a general feeling in medicine that an SHO insisting on being called Mr is a knob until proven otherwise.

Andy