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Will we see an On-one Rosbif

Class. That's propper funny. 😆


 
Posted : 10/03/2012 10:29 pm
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t, I can't even look at Cove bikes as the names are so ridiculously childish.

but then again so is being a grown up and riding a bike in the mud.

I think they're just fine. The cove names only seem to offend/upset those that are so far advanced into middle rage that they would never be target demographic for a hardcore bike like cove anyway so it's a kind of marketing natural selection 😆


 
Posted : 10/03/2012 10:57 pm
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Posted : 11/03/2012 12:36 am
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Twohats, you're confused, that's an AWESOME name for a bike. You win the internet.


 
Posted : 11/03/2012 8:14 am
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Apologies if this has already been put up - I did look, some funny names alright.

[b]KONA KIKAPU[/b] - who are they kidding? If you stick Deluxe or King beside it, just makes it worse.

Now, can you see inside the Kona dealer? Lines of Stinky Kikapu Deluxe?

Note: yes I do realise what it all means but it's still funny.


 
Posted : 11/03/2012 8:47 am
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Twohats, wrong thread! 🙂


 
Posted : 11/03/2012 10:02 am
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Is it a GFORCE Haddock or a Haddock GFORCE - either way its awesome


 
Posted : 11/03/2012 11:13 am
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Apollo Letdown.

That is amazing! I hope it's replacement was just called the disappointment.


 
Posted : 16/03/2012 8:56 am
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[i]I hope it's replacement was just called the disappointment[/i]

I think it was the "Well, it's never happened to me before"


 
Posted : 16/03/2012 9:08 am
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Twohats - Thanks! You win forever.


 
Posted : 16/03/2012 9:11 am
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Not bikes but tyres. From my youth I remember:

Nobby Skinwall & Ritchey Megabite, not sure if the 1st was a GT's own brand tyre?


 
Posted : 16/03/2012 9:25 am
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Ellsworth names are awful - Truth, Epiphany, Dare, Evolve.
Sound like Christian adult education courses.


 
Posted : 16/03/2012 9:33 am
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Saracen Sausage?? sorry savage....look at the graphics..all i can is sausage.......sorry that sounds sooo wrong
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Posted : 29/03/2012 4:06 pm
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+1 for the Mmmbop,non biking friends are usualy worried when they see that on my bike.


 
Posted : 29/03/2012 4:22 pm
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Is it a GFORCE Haddock or a Haddock GFORCE - either way its awesome

^ Truth. Although I like the Rock Lobster name too.

Anything by Cove makes me cringe, can't really think of many other names that make me think, "Why would you do that?"


 
Posted : 29/03/2012 4:29 pm
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Sintessi Bazooka


 
Posted : 29/03/2012 4:34 pm
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I don't care what you say, my mate rides a zesty and we always refer to it as 'the peter'. although he might prefer 'the rock' in a WWF (wrestling) styleee!

The haddock is truley awesome though.


 
Posted : 29/03/2012 4:43 pm
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Cove + 1.


 
Posted : 29/03/2012 4:45 pm
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How can anyone forget the Rose Beefcake?

Great looking bike but I just couldn't see me riding a beefcake somehow.


 
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