Hydraulic fluid for brakes
Rockshox oil
Reverb lever
Honestly?
If you're pissing brake fluid out on a ride, having some spare in your bag is not going to help you get home. Having two working brakes so that you have a spare is the solution here. And a reverb lever? If your dropper stops working, you just set it a little lower and keep riding - amazingly, people rode bikes quite effectively before dropper posts 🙂
What you've described here is possibly a "van stock" for an expedition, but definitely not for carrying.
He's just missing:
"Gentleman's gentleman"
To do all the work for him 😆
Ha, sorry - I was a bit bored last night.
In reality I only carry a mini tool for local rides and pump, tube and tool for longer rides.
Ha, sorry - I was a bit bored last night.
In reality I only carry a mini tool for local rides and pump, tube and tool for longer rides.
LOL, OK 🙂
It probably speaks volumes about the shit that MTB riders carry around that I would consider taking you vaguely seriously. It was the scotch egg that caught me out - far too reasonable!
I tend to just pack Chuck Norris into my backpack. That way nothing can stop me - punctures, broken mech, ninja army.
lube, duct tape, zip ties
Reind me never to go cycling with you on my own..
😉
A jumper?! Did have pictures of mince pies and reindeer on it?

