[Closed] Why do bikes hate me?

So my fork went hiss and became very soft on sunday, so i put some more air in today and they went bleugh and lots of oil dribbled out of them. which sucks, so while i try and find out what sort of forks they are (Marzocchhi All Mountain I think they are basically SL internals without the travel adjustment?Probably 2006, possibly off a Specialized enduro?) and see if I can service them and get them working again I thought I'd put on the original forks, Some Rock Shox Tora 302. Nothing special but better than nothing, only now the headset wobbles. Everything is there, its all bolted down properly, but if I do it tight enough to not wobble, the bars wont turn, and loose enough to steer and it all wobbles.

On top of that, the car is broken, the van is broken and has no MOT, the washing machine is broken, the plumbing pump in the basement is broken, the cat is broken, the wife is grumpy and I have to go back to work tomorrow for 7 days and deal with aftermath of crashing an RRV at the weekend.

Here's some randOm Lett£rs and swearing to complete the rant. *$&% S*%($ and B**$&%^£!

that is all.