It seems to be silly question week, so let's push that boat out...
Depends whether he wants to be comfortable or look trendy.
Baggies. And SPD sandals.
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Lycra me thinks. God would have some serious package to show off. No point hiding it behind baggies hoping the holy spirit will notice!
He's got no time to ride - too busy saving America.
Some kind of smock?
Christ on a bike? more importantly, gears or SS?
I wear baggies, thanks
Depends whether he wants to look comfortable or be trendy.
Baggies. And SPD sandals.
That's not God, thats his rebellious son whom he banished to earth for wearing such radness.
God is DH lycra skin suit type of bloke.
She would wear jeggings and 5-10 heels, with a buff fashioned as a burka, no helmet as her religion makes her exempt And she never rides on a saturday
he has a beard ... So. Lycra, long socks and an On - One shirt.
he has a beard ... So. Lycra, long socks and an On - One shirt.
Well at least you didn't infer that he uses a map holder and rides a Marin.
God is dog spellt backwards. Awesome 8)
Pictoral evidence seems to bear out the hypothesis that [b]Jebus is Jey[/b]:
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this week God be riding a pre-production on-one fatbike.
more facts next week.
Naked obviously, clothes were obtained by the vanity of man!