Spent the W/E up at Kirroughtree Sat/Sun (though not with the STW crew) and one of our team " got off" during the ride. She rode off the boardwalk section after Heartbreak Hill, on the way to Black Craigs. In her own words she tw*tted, ming*d, cun*ed herself on the top tube and stem of her Orange P5. Probably cheesewired herself too as the cables run along the top of this bit of the bike......
Added to this, she was on a weekend with 7 other blokes and is going home with a very bruised p*ssy and a whole lot of explaining to do to her non biking hubby.......
Any advice? it was a post ride world of innuendo's..... lube/ice cream/frozen peas ?
And before you post "This Thread Is Meaningless Without Pictures", think donner kebab, extra chilli sauce, no salad...... (yes there were photo's...it's a Brazilian.)
Great weekend, good chat and nice to see the STW ride crew...... though we didn't join the fun we watched Rob eat the cake.....
I feel unwell 😯
my mood has lifted........... 😆
nice.
::moves onto next website:::
Which lady?
Slim, blond, red Orange P5, name removed to protect the innocent.
Standing up a lot.... walking funny, winner of the MBR crash pics next month.....
She did well today, managed round Mabie without any complaints. I suspect that things would have been a bit 'fragile' around that area.....
Lovely. So delicately put too, well done.
and nobody offered to rub in some Savlon/ soothing ointment?
having debilitated myself in a similar fashion having external plumbing doesn't make it any less sore. Came off the boardwalk on the Darkside, it turned left, i didn't, it really hurt, but not as much as the second time where i had a wobble, decided to leap off the bike, got my foot caught and basically plummeted to the earth face first, closely followed by the bike.
think she should MTFU, or possibly put a pair of socks down there to absorb the impact.
My old Raliegh burner used to have a handy Bollock protector. Maybe works for lady gardens too
Jeez I hope her "non biking hubby" is fine with your description of his favourite place. I think I'd be a little miffed if someone was broadcasting over the web that I'd seen her battered privates and referred to them as you did.
Not a troll ,just an observation.
Slim, those that were there, know, Those that weren't don't. And thats just fine for all concerned. No names, etc etc. But I know your angle. With the owner of the items concerned, consent. She doesn't have an STW account...
sweet ,carry on squire. 😉