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Following on from the negative version, what are the very bestest names out there?

I always liked the way Marin used local names, trails, hills, towns etc. Pine Mountain. Bear Valley, etc.

Orange Clockwork was a good 'un as well.


 
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Kobe Ti

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All Cove names


 
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I've always liked the Santa Cruz Shitting Dog.

Sums the look up perfectly.


 
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Orange P7. I always thought it was "piece of heaven" and refuse to be corrected!


 
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Contadicting what I said in the negative thread...

Whyte PRST-1, named as it was as ugly as Preston the dog in Wallace & Grommit.


 
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Terry.


 
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Mountain Cycle San Andreas.

Devinci Wilson (of course!)

Canfield Jedi

Santa Cruz Chameleon

The on-one/planet x 'Lincolnshire Poacher'.

Singular Peregrine. (I met a bloke called Peregrine on a stag do once, he was pretty awsum too)

Yeti 303 cos it reminds me of this: [img] [/img] 8)


 
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Stolen from the other thread, the Apollo Creed is perfect. Well, it's crap but the name is perfect, you know what I mean!

I've got a Carrera Kraken in the garage, which I reckon is a name that proves they're confident in their build quality...

Orange Blood was good even if nobody bought it.

Cannondale Judge and Perp... Either one would be stupid but it works together. STOMM!


 
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Evil Sovereign FTW.


 
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cotic soul
roberts dogs bolx
all singular


 
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Trailstar


 
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Raleigh Grifter and Chopper


 
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Fisher X-Caliber
Mountain Goat Whiskeytown Racer
Cannondale Beast of the East


 
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Spooky Metalhead


 
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I would have expected you to like the jumping jack flash


 
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Spooky, oh yes! And the Bandwagon, too.


 
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As made famous by BikeSnob:

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Wildcat Rock Machine


 
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Intense Uzzi
Raliegh Team Banana
Brooklyn Machine Works Race Link


 
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And +1 on the Kobe Ti!


 
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king kick a poo


 
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Spooky, oh yes! And the Bandwagon, too.

and the Horror Taxi.


 
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Some of the Moots range have some cool names.
Moots Rigormootise and Mootox spring to mind.

Indy Fad Ti Crown Jewel and Ti Deluxe also sum up what you get quite well.


 
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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a


 
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on-one inbred


 
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Prince Albert...


 
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I like the Cranfield Brothers Big Fat Fatty Fat plus the Karpiel Armageddon and Apocalypse. All sum up the bikes nicely.


 
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SC Bullit. A guy in Whistler called mine The Werewolf Slayer as it's a silver Bullit 😆


 
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Surly Karate Monkey, a bit try hard I suppose but still orsum


 
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funk
klein attitude
manitou
fat chance yo eddy
rocky mountain ti bolt
muddy fox
charge duster


 
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