[Closed] the greatest forum troll of all returns

loser.

i might even ride an mtb in 2012.

Who?

4 maybe 5 i think. you must be pushing 60 by now?

63 this month 🙂

his time has passed. it's like cchumacher coming back to F1.

no chance against the big s hitters.

25th december right? the 2nd cumming.

no chance at what?

what is a big hitter?

Hi Prawny (waves)

I ride with little Tom Thumb who you may remember

Jezz

I hate it when legends come back and act like noobs. Haughty disregard is what we're after.

i remember little tommy tinker. he was very small. wonderfully accommodating parents.

anotherdeadhero, would you like me to start again?

this is the best i've got.

wub

Who?

Welcome back.

❓

Legend? who. What makes some one a legend?

*waves*

If on form I give him 3 days

Has he met that London based idiot yet?

What next Shaun back on the payroll?

Is he not just one of the big-hitter's multiple personalities ?? Like padded-bra, he is my favorite but has been dormant for a while.

Is it not elfin?

where is he anyway? banned?

thebikechain - there is no need to name names - play nice !

eh?

not sure about legend, but i'm definitely me and i'm still married to the beautiful mudface, and we have two mudprawns / prawnfaces.

i have diversified in other areas too.

🙂 at all the "who's he?", esp the fake ones

elfin, padded bra?

i have no idea who those people are. tony mentioned to mark via facebook that i fancied posting again as i'm digging the mtb out soon, that's all.

i was kind of banned for life for a number of drink / drug fuelled misdemeanour's but mark decided to let me back in a rare moment of clarity (his not mine).

was a little curious how the resurrection of this userid got past the mods.. 🙂

Elfin banned?

I'm not that lucky...

but mark decided to let me back

I expect you're thrilled

No, I am Elfin !! (sorry)

i'm pretty over the moon.

i missed flange and his incredible back injuring skills.

Welcome back? I suppose so.

Its still a nest of middle management ****ers really...

But following the demise of CF you can always troll here for sport...

I'm still just as good at it

I live in that London now if you ever fancy going for a ride...just near that Richmond park...

mudface still driving trucks ?

*general wave*

mudface still drive trucks (not a euphamism), although she's only just gone back after maternity leave.

flange, i can see richmond park from here (google maps).

mornin

You in Kingston?

at last a proper troll. 😆

hels,

theprawn was the king of all trolls. everyone since was unoriginal 🙂

i thought it was me?

If I were to offer some sage advice to "theprawn" it just be these four words:

"Keith Chegwin" "Naked Jungle"

Beware of comebacks you know, tread carefully as very few people can be like the great Mick Hucknall and just keep going and going.

🙂

I do though now have very high expectations of interesting threads. Welcome back into the salt n shake crisp bag of multicoloured M and Ms that is STW.

Heh heh...Opens book on the theprawn's shelf life....

😀

I remember theprawn when he rode a Saracin

Welcome back!

is he an old skooler? he's got me already....

i remmeber meeting him for the 1st time at chicksands freeride night ride. he basically landed on his face in front of me 🙂

After calling me a something naughty several times on STW, theprawn kindly showed me around Chicksands for the first time, I and was disappointed to find out he was a fairly normal dood 😀

Anyone remember or know who LGOM was? Those were the days ha ha...

Hi Prawny (waves)

I ride with little Tom Thumb who you may remember

Jezz

lies - all lies. 8)

Ahh welcome back. Your posts always made me chuckle.

Now, where's Beer.

Welcome back. Thank god. Two mudprawns? Blimey.

I thought that Beer and Dan were the original and greatest STW trolls?

I forget - was he forum troll who was: the ginger one that got his parts out, the one that was into S&M, the one who couldn't fathom the rules of the 3 Peaks or TandemJeremy?

s'up dude

i met Dan, he's a nurse you know and extremely quiet in real life.

hello everyone. please don't expect too much. i'm old and tired.

😎

Bloody hell. 😯 I thought you'd become fat (again) and a proper banker.

Hope you're not settled and boring now! 😉

walleater - Member
After calling me a something naughty several times on STW, theprawn kindly showed me around Chicksands for the first time, I and was disappointed to find out he was a fairly normal dood

What a surprise, I remember him going on about how he'd be as rude to everyone to their faces 🙄

hello everyone. please don't expect too much. i'm old and tired.

What a shame.

There are old trolls.

There are bold trolls.

There are no old bold trolls!

FYI: Fred Dibnah aka Padded Bra aka Padded Fred aka Elfinsafety. I think that's right, but there may have been some others in there somewhere.

It's a bit quiet without Fred, is he banned again? What for this time?

Here I am! 😀

What for this time?

Pfft. It's laughable to be honest. Upsetting Little Englanders I think, I'm not sure. Nowt worse than others have done without censure, that's a fact.

What's all this about prawns? I like prawns. In fact I might order some from t'Chinese tonight actually. Not the sweet n sour ones they're foul. Dunno how anyone likes that sauce, it's rank.

Might have them with coriander and coconut milk. Or maybe lemon grass and lime leaves. Oh what a dilemma...

'Ere we go....

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dan,beer, fred etc..... have nothing on prawnybaby 🙂

Welcome back prawn (ratboy here). who next, Rog?

ratboy back too!!!! hiya dood

I used to occasionally post on CF, and still miss it. I sometimes browse this place, so was chuffed to see ThePrawn surface. I dont fit in of course, as I am not an accountant.

Are you the Ratboy that works at CC, 1111...?

Jedi, i have always been here!! (just undercover) hows things?

😆 @ Bully!

Again with the IoP. Qualitage...

Went for the prawns with lemon grass and lime leaf in the end. Nom nom nom...

Wooduv bin just as nice with coriander and coconut milk though, but I had that last time.

Pandang Leaf Chicken now...

Are you the Ratboy that works at CC, 1111...?

no thats not me.

Ah, my mistake. Far too many Ratboys around for my liking, including those folk one sees that get referred to as Ratboy usually due to some inappropriate facial hair and skinny, muscle-free form, but are infact named something entirely different.

Hey ho...

thats why im 1111 now! far to many ratboys about.

i was a nickname when i was younger but as i have grown up i have tried dropping it but some people just keep calling me RB or ratters, even though it properly p1sses me off i dont say any thing and just get on with it. (RANT and hi-jack over)

Well you don't have to suffer it; just tell people not to say it. And if they don't listen, then don't respond to them when they do say it. They'll soon get the message.

They should have respect for you. Otherwise you don't have to have owt to do with them.

Welcome back theprawn.!!

Is CF still on the go?

<googled - now in Oz???>

CF died a bit when WA emigrated to Canadia.

I didn't get fat. I sort of went and did something else and got a bit addicted to endorphins.

I don't know who elfin is.

I don't know who theprawn is. 😐

I'm not believing anything until I hear from Sealoin.

I don't know who theprawn is.

back of the net

Ahhhh, this thread is such a trip down memory lane I almost shed a tear :weeps:

Prawn I heard you'd moved to that London, become a pimp, and was then violently murdered in a gangland shooting.

Perhaps we should organise a "watching Prawn fall off, get unconscious and be abandoned by Hora" ride? It would be good to see how people had got older and uglier.

back of the net

😆

No it seems you're from before I joined the forum.

But ooever you fink you were, I'm the daddy nah!

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Elfinsafety - Member
I don't know who theprawn is.

Don't you?

Hah even I know who he is and I've been here less time than you..

I'd get used to being called that name they call female dogs from now on, cos for sure you're going to end up his.