"Sorry mate, I didn't see you."
🙁
"I've got a Claud Butler"
Another one..
Boss to me - What do you do at weekends?
Me - Mountain bike
Boss - Are there any mountains in West London?
I now call it cycling..
Whilst riding home, up to my eyes in mud, on an absolutely filthy bike, I passed a young lady washing her car. I asked "Do you fancy having a go at this next?" to which she replied "No,I haven't got good balance, I'd probably fall off."
Not sure to this day if she was joking, but strongly suspect she was serious.
Got a really annoying colleague who drives me mad with the inane comments she regularly comes out with.
Couple of days ago, she got into work, and I'm making coffee, in my cycling kit, head to toe in mud. Gloves and helmet next to me on the surface.
'did you cycle in this morning?'
no, I got the train. Shocking levels of cleanliness these days.