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MrsDummy is very accepting of the semi-annual new bike. I have to squeeze the toothpaste from the middle and send pictures of my penis to random women to get a frisson of naughtiness.
I just leave the toilet seat up a few times. In the ensuing stoney cold silence she cannot complain about the large cardboard boxes that suddenly appear
I pondered out loud the idea of a new, disc brake, winter road bike the other day whilst chatting with my girlfriend. The conversation went from "you don't need another bike" to "but of it makes you happy though you should go for it" and ended up with me talking myself out of it. I think I got stung by some reverse psychology or jedi mind tricks.
[quote=hora ]You own SEVEN bikes?!?
Yeah, and how many bikes have you owned?
The only reason I feel guilty about the number of bikes I own (8 including the tandem) is that most of them rarely get used nowadays - though they did all get well used when I bought them. I currently have a unicycle habit instead - I doubt the woman in the OP would have a huge problem with that given my latest purchase (number 4) only cost me £100.