[Closed] So who is the most offensive on the forum?????

Recipe. For. Disaster.

Ohh. This could be interesting. I vote for DezB he's a really horrible bloke. Can't stand the sight of him.
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Ask RudeBoy he's the oracle on these matters

TJ, hes a cock.

I don't want to go anywhere rudeboy's oracle.

alpin.

only read two of his posts and both were moderated.

i thought barnes was nasty, untill i met him and he is a big soft cuddly hobbitlike person.... 😀

I don't want to go anywhere rudeboy's oracle.

That would be wise, yes.

Who is the heaviest? Ton, bet ton just beats me. Im down to 100kg's this week.

and i dont want to go anywhere near TJ's.........

hora, i just edge you there.........by 26 kilos

In all the years I've been on this site, I can honestly say that I haven't read anything that has really offended me. Then again, I am very rarely offended by anything.

Who is the heaviest? Ton, bet ton just beats me. Im down to 100kg's this week.

What's that in English FFS?
I'm 15 stone 3 at the minute, but loosing it rapidly (11 ponds so far in under a month)
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In all the years I've been on this site, I can honestly say that I haven't read anything that has really offended me. Then again, I am very rarely offended by anything.

gaylord

PP- you carry Ponds round on you? 😮

Dunno- 15.75?

German mate of mine was over 18stone (6ft6)- tried to bearhug him once (wrestling)- couldnt get my hands to clasp round his back- **** was 'abit' beefier than me!

Thank you scruff and soobalias

Love you too

Mwwaa Mwaa

hora, are you going on sunday????
we can bearhug if you want 8)

German mate of mine was over 18stone (6ft6)- tried to bearhug him once (wrestling)- couldnt get my hands to clasp round his back- **** was 'abit' beefier than me!

I think Hora just came out.

This your mate Hora?
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Note to self/dont insult ton. billoddie I am mortally offended, breaks down in tears at desk. Runs out of the door (runs like a girl) and slams door.

Notice how Mr Bear is holding one of Herr Teddy's legs as though its his Schlong?

Alpin for sure. Did anyone else have the misfortune to read his pulled post on the IWH thread? About the most offensive thing I've seen on here.

BillOddie....pmsl 8)

Only once had a vaguely threatening response to a post on here.
TBH, my original post was patronising in the extreme, so I probably deserved it.
Only been on here for a couple of weeks when it happened, so unsure what to do at the time.
Now, I'd apologise and try to conduct a reasoned debate, which I should have done then, but TBH I was a bit intimidated.

Found the Jeremy Beadle thread a few weeks ago a bit sad - taking the piss out of a dead disabled bloke is a bit off TBH, but then again I'm sure it wasn't meant in a nasty manner and it's just not really my style of humour.

PeterPoddy. I mean, he [i]sold his Yeti[/i] and [i]bought a Specialized[/i]! Disgraceful!

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Also - Rocketdog.
He posted about some people wearing coloured shirts & Lycra. [b]outwaygous[/b]!

How can anyone take offence at mere words on a forum ?

People will always have different ideas to your own, some will be really different and irrational. But I cant see myself being offended by them. No one here has offended me, sure there are some stupid comments, or some wrong ideas. But thats their own problem, not mine. Its a forum FFS, people hide behind a forum and often spout crap they wouldnet spout in person.

Other peoples thoughts will exist whether you read about them or not. To me, those who find offence do so because they feel insecure, vunerable, not confident or harbour equally irrational views.

Have an open mind and question life, you will find it hard to be offended. Your not going to get everone to agree with you - particularly the stupid or irrational. But they have their own problems being stupid or irrational, so it all balances out 🙂

I find very little on here offensive in a general sense but sometimes I am offended about stuff directed at me personally

I do find the Friday Kylie or similar offensive but I just don't open the threads

BoardinBob's got a good line in offensive stuff and its great.

Found the Jeremy Beadle thread a few weeks ago a bit sad - taking the piss out of a dead disabled bloke is a bit off TBH, but then again I'm sure it wasn't meant in a nasty manner and it's just not really my style of humour.

Who also raised £100,000,000 in his lifetime for charity?

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untill i met him and he is a big soft cuddly hobbitlike person

that's one of the nastiest things anyone has ever said about me 🙁

Mind you, compared to Orcfinder General [b]Ton[/b] most of us are hobbitlike :o)

(11 ponds so far in under a month)

PP- you carry Ponds round on you?

Yeah. I keep fish in them. Koi.

I find very little on here offensive in a general sense but sometimes I am offended about stuff directed at me personally

See, why do people do that? I accept I may get a bit of light-hearted stick, as I am aware that I occasionally (what???) post stuff that may twist people's melons a bit. But when people get personal, and start with the abusive names, threats etc, or just post negative responses to even the most innocuous of your posts, I just think 'you sad berk'. That AdamG was one such berk; his whole raison d'etre seemed to be to offend people; the right-wing narrow minded bigot persona was deliberately constructed to make others angry. I would quite enjoy challenging him on numerous occasions, and it really got under his skin, to the point where he even named himself '[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-not-to-remove-stone-from-an-avocado-rudeboyidiot-gory-pics-content ]Avocado[/url]', following one of his numerous bans. That made me laugh! How can you allow a faceless forum persona to get to you that much? Sad ****.

I've had a few nasty comments directed my way; some quite recently. Someone threatening to 'smash my face in', personal insults, and revealing my real name via the anonymity of tags. Very immature. The reason I don't have my email in my profile, is because people can't control themselves, and send really vile, hateful abuse. Cowardly bastards.

Personally, I take little or no notice of my 'fan club', or people who often post stupid ignorant shite. I find it quite funny, that they take so much notice of me, tbh. Fulfills my attention seeking needs!

I can chose to be offended or not. Why get worked up over what some sad, lonely inadequate berk on tinternet thinks? 😀

Someone sent me a threatening email in my wind-up days, I suppose I must have been a bit offensive.

Koi?

That's how Scruff pronounces "OK"

Out toneet, Scruff?

Yeah. I keep fish in them. Koi.

Imagine that; if you could have a little fishtank integrated into yer belly. You could show it to people in the pub!

I'd only have enough room for some krill... 🙁

Offensive in the verbal sense or physical? just checking.

I am, now **** off.

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Smee / Glupton can be rather arrogant to the point of rudeness sometimes.
some clown called Ro really wound me up in the past too.
But im still here.

[i] But when people get personal, and start with the abusive names, threats etc, or just post negative responses to even the most innocuous of your posts, I just think 'you sad berk'[/i]

Someone called me a "moronic dog owner" last week. They used the tags. If I find out who it was I'll kill them.
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Did they Dez? That's bloody out of order, that is! 😯

I did it this time DezB... & I am not alone.. Removed due to poor spelling!

someone once called me a big fat waste of space.
i introduced myself to him on a ride a few month later, and the word 'sheepish' springs to mind.

i did not mention the previous conversation either. i do not get offended vey easily.

someone once called me a big fat waste of space

was that me by any chance, or just telepathy ?

😈 Tinsy. You're dead!

(I'll set my dog on you)

Someone called me a "moronic dog owner" last week

that's just silly, we all know your dog is far cleverer than you!

simon, no.....

The deer was cleverer than me

(sorry, not WAS, IS! It's still alive and roaming the woods honest!)

Apparently before Xmas I was...

simon, no.....

well, it's the kind of thing I would have said :o)

ton - Member
hora, i just edge you there.........by 26 kilos

Ton I'll see you your 26kg and raise you 10kg 😯

**** me I'm fat 😳

Not a person, but a topic. I find some of the anti-religious sentiment on here really disturbing. No problem with reasoned arguments/questions/the-occasional-snide-comment; it's just the really nasty/ignorant stuff that grates.

No problem with reasoned arguments

but I thought religion was the abandon of reason ?

Corr Im postively slim 😀

Religious belief is an opinion like any other and thus open to the same scrutiny, debate and yes, mockery.

It's the people who think religious belief is a special case that offend me.

But that's only an opinion, of course, and like all of my opinions, you're free to laugh or take the p**s as much as you like.

There is no right not to be offended.

Oh go on then...

Igom (think that was his name), remember him ? I still think he was a regular poster with a different log in.

42 - That picture of him naked with his thousand yard stare.... *shudders*

Corr Im postively slim

but only compared to serious biffers 🙁

barnes, the hole is getting bigger........ 😀

ton - Member

barnes, the hole is getting bigger........

Sorry, back up a bit here. Jeremy Beadle's DEAD? 😯 I did not know that

lowey, the bill from my psychiatrist will be in the post. I'd just got over the terrifying flashbacks of that...

lowey, the bill from my psychiatrist will be in the post. I'd just got over the terrifying flashbacks of that...

Whilst not really offending me, IIRC he did offend a lot of the girls from hereabout, one in particular.

Reading his fall from grace on here and BM was, in truth, hilarious.

Slightly leftfield- there isnt any bailout points is there on Sundays ride?

A couple of days after the 42 "incident" he turned up to a club trail maintenance day, the club secretary had a few words with him and he was off and never seen again!

I'd say that the 42 incident was probably the most notorious one for causing offense.

Hora, see the original roll call thread.

you should see some of the uk surf forums, most threads degenerate into pre-pubescent name calling with liberal use of the C word within about 2 or 3 posts.

barnes, the hole is getting bigger..

[b]ton[/b]'s Middle Earth name is Tom Bombadil :o) [Though Tolkein does not discuss the pubic shavenness of Goldberry]

simonfbarnes - Member

but only compared to serious biffers

Watch it or i'll report you for being sizeist 🙄

Dont think I've read anything on here that offends me. But then I'm rarely offended unless things are personally aimed at me, rather than generalisations. I'd happily meet anyone on here for a beer, just to see what they were like in person, but one or two have such opposing views on things that I often end up properly riled over their comments. I'm learning not to care as I get older, apathy - its the way forward 😀

lowey - Member

In all the years I've been on this site, I can honestly say that I haven't read anything that has really offended me. Then again, I am very rarely offended by anything.

That completely reflects my thoughts.

The only posts which have ever upset me, have been posted by me. Like when I've read something back and thought, "You muppet, that doesn't make any sense at all, what are you ..... some sort of w4nker ?" I find that most upsetting and sometimes, I might even ban myself. Luckily it doesn't happen too often 😉

Remember pedalthread, and his various rants? Or that inbred he would re-post hourly for six months with

the thread on the fork leg for measuring sag.

Hora's actually more offensive in the flesh than he is on here. Mainly on account of being so ****ing ugly

who did the "floral tributes - a rant" thread?

that wound me right up especially cos i clicked the email notification business..........arrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

if i remember rightly he had a particularly sh!t and annoying website, and some evident personality issues

Tim; that was the infamous AdamG!

Who was it, BigDummy I think; whenever that nasty character turned up, BD would ask 'how's the photocopying business?'. LOL!

...it really got under his skin, to the point where he even named himself 'Avocado', following one of his numerous bans. That made me laugh! [b]How can you allow a faceless forum persona to get to you that much? Sad ****.[/b]

Remember "tattybread", tattybread?

HOHO! and HO!

whenever that nasty character turned up, BD would ask 'how's the photocopying business?'. LOL!

lol!

So "tattybread", how's your business going Rudeboy? What? You don't have one? What do you do for a living then? ummmmm....

Ironic isn't it, you sneering at the working man....

lol!

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I must be slipping - it wasn't long ago (old forum) that I would have been at the top of everyone's list.

Set of coonts!

i am slight ****ed off too!

[i]DezB - Member
Also - Rocketdog.
He posted about some people wearing coloured shirts & Lycra. outwaygous!
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what the f***!!

i'm really lovely in real life, ask anyone....apart from, er, well email me for a list

Talking of Bill Oddie... is it just me or is Kate Humble very very do-able?