...... and promptly threatened to go b@t $h!t crazy at me if I didn't keep my stuff in the house as tidy as my bike gear.
Could've been worse 
She didn't see 'all' the bikes then 😆
ah...that's where you failed. Keep it 95% tidy, but always have a bit of superficial detritus lying round. That way you can always find what you need, but don't set unrealistic expectations.
What is so crazy about bat shit anyway?
What is so crazy about bat shit anyway?
I guano.....
^^^ lol
Not as bad as when mine went in and said " Who's is that Scott and Santa Cruz...and haven't you got lots of wheels????". Still married but it cost me a spa weekend.
What is so crazy about bat shit anyway?
Have you tried shitting, whilst hanging upside down?
Not like my Mrs. I had the HT re-powder coated from white to black & she said (I $hit you not) 'It looks the same to me' 🙄