[Closed] show me your best pose with your bike 😛

This may not end well.......

😉

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I'm the one on the left.

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I'm not actually in this pic, but i think it makes my "bike gang" look quite cool:

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😉

Long time ago...

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maybe the same day?

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More recently....

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Even more recently....

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me getting some rad air dude! [URL= http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h365/racefaceec90/Picture032.jp g" target="_blank">http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h365/racefaceec90/Picture032.jp g"/> [/IMG][/URL]

No….for ****s sake…….No 😐

Closest I've ever come to posing with a bike.

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Classic pose

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Old pose

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Roadie mode

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Retro mode

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Child mode

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Filthy last weekend mode

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Sexy

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Signed copies available in the foyer

CaptainFlashheart - Member
This may not end well.......

I don't know about that CFH but for sure it hasn't started well...

lol, this went better than expected tbh

I see ska-49 has had the Trout Light Penis Upgrade

(or is he exposing his joystick?)

Ha, love the OP's pics, they could form the basis of a new extremely niche magazine..I wont be subscribing.

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Marked for photoshop later 😛

Northwind - Member
Classic pose

I'm not really sure what I was expecting seeing a picture of you. But a normal pose / normal bike / normal body habitus / normal amount of body armour was not it. I was expecting [i]something[/i] more abnormal. Mwa

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Most of my recent shots on the bike have been similar to this:
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At a rather damp 70.3 world champs in Vegas last year however this is quite an epic shot having just run with my bike for the last 12km of a 60km enduro race!
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Cheers, Rich

Do you shave your legs, Turboferret?

Judging by the matted arm hair I'd say so...

Matted arm hair, I thought it was an elaborate tattoo .

But definitely see where turboferrets username comes from.

Is the OP Badger?

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Superficial - Member

I'm not really sure what I was expecting seeing a picture of you. But a normal pose / normal bike / normal body habitus / normal amount of body armour was not it. I was expecting something more abnormal.

I, um, er... What?

Properly knackered after the cycle, push, carry from 2000m to 2850m
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er, I will admit to occasionally removing some leg hair!

certainly makes cleaning up after this sort of thing easier:
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Cheers, Rich

I just wondered if the same logic ought to apply to removal of arm hair. Think of the drag!

wanmankylung - Member
Is the OP Badger?

hu dat? 😛

Here's my cheesy self shot pose photo

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In roadie mode:

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Les Gets earlier this year:
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[url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/musselburghbikers/14588099968/ ]P1190150[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/people/musselburghbikers/ ]Andrea & Rick[/url], on Flickr

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Forgot to unlock ze forks >.>

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OCB wins.
Me minus the lid with 2 other forum members. Hope they see this.
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name the trail

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my favourite pose of a lady with her Devinci bike, in our old shop at Esher

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Right you asked for it...

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2 full pages and no photoshop!
is disappoint 🙁

In the cold. With a pterodactyl flying over, of course.

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so enduro 😐

& Torridon, with Dave Buchanan laughing at me 😆

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Above Les Arcs -

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Just above Morzine:

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"Thanking" the lord above pose
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Looking across to the Grand St Bernard Pass.

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