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[Closed] Right! hands up who rides alot and has not normal looking sperm....

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Hang on for ten seconds and I'll just have a look.............


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:15 pm
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nothing normal about me from my sperm up, the cat never complains though


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:17 pm
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I had mine disconnected 20 years ago


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:21 pm
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15 triathletes hardly definative FFS they can't even ride properly.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:32 pm
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surely we are all glad that triathletes and sfb cannot breed?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:36 pm
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surely we are all glad that triathletes and sfb cannot breed?

Oi! I've already bred thanks you nasty man!
The last scion of Barnes:
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Posted : 23/01/2010 8:42 pm
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Lots of good points here, esp the bit about sfb.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:44 pm
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I had mine disconnected 4 yrs ago


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:45 pm
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there is a joke there about the result proving my point but I wll let it go - you riding tomorrow in lakes? I knew you had kids anyway - two boys like myself iirc.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:46 pm
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esp the bit about sfb.

well, I'm glad too now, I've had enough nippers for this lifetime! And no Johnnie, I have one of each ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:52 pm
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I too have one of each, however i've ridden loads over the years and have 3 kids! ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 8:55 pm
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i ride loads and my sperm look like smurfs


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:05 pm
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lol


 
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i actually asked my gp about this and he said do not worry


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:10 pm
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i had my tubes cut 10 years ago.
tatty water now. splash splish splosh........... 8)


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:11 pm
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i actually asked my gp about this and he said do not worry, it's all in the taste

I hope you GP is a she


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:13 pm
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oh dear...missed the 's' off


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:15 pm
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mine are like tiger ants lol


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:17 pm
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Mine work ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 9:39 pm
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Been firing blanks for about 18 years now so I wouldn't know.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:19 pm
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might (or might not) be interesting to find out how many of the STW massive (men only but any ladies with fashion accessories are welcome) have actually looked at their sperm down a microscope - school lab / kitchen stuff - not medical premises unless you are a porter with an enthusiasm for trying machines that go blip

hands up!

never looked at mine but i'm sure they are spunky little chaps/chappesses


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:25 pm
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Not a microscope but spat some over a pair of glasses once and the wearer went, "urrrgh!" perhaps she was referring to their magnified abnormal appearance.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:29 pm
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perhaps we could have a STW forum ride where we all compare our jizz at the end of the ride?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:34 pm
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There's one organised at Swinley on the 14th of feb. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:47 pm
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A ridiculously small scale study. Presumably they didn't look at existing information beforehand - like professional cyclists (who cover far more than 300km a week on a regular basis) appearing to have no problem having children.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:57 pm