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[Closed] Phrases you've heard while biking that made you shudder.

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Degloved Penis is the worst I've heard. Someone did that a couple of years back at GT.


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:21 pm
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WTF is a degloved penis???

I always hate the psuedo californian crap - shred the gnar dude! 🙄


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:24 pm
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I think the problem is this case was that he shredded something else.


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:26 pm
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'That's Glupton up ahead'


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:27 pm
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Stoked man


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:28 pm
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Sorry mate, didn't see you.


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:28 pm
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keep it rubber side down


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:30 pm
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"Yeah, I guess it is better to be lucky than good."


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:31 pm
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jeez just googled degloved penis really really wish I hadnt now


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:32 pm
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"i need to pop it back in, it may hurt a bit"


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:35 pm
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Degloved Penis is the worst I've heard. Someone did that a couple of years back at GT.

If it happened as a result of sitting on the back wheel and the back wheel continuing to rotate, I'm pretty sure I know who that was.


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:36 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:36 pm
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AlasdairMc - apparently it was a tadger stem high speed interface moment.


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:37 pm
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Gert Lush...

Sorry but it annoys the hell out of me.


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 10:47 pm
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anything involvin the phrase "front traction"

(expect if riding a christini)


 
Posted : 18/08/2009 11:18 pm
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Instead of "Goodbye" a chap said "Good Trails" to me on The Wall last week. Do people actually say that or has this guy made it up?


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 12:16 am
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jeez just googled degloved penis really really wish I hadnt now

LOL

Had a rider turn around and say to the group, "Has anyone ever heard of docking...?"

www.urbandictionary.com for all those not in know.


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 12:51 am
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"You could have got a car for that"


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 1:10 am
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well RealMan,that certainly woke me up!!!you definitely learn something new on this forum!!!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 1:15 am
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"Way cool!"
"Rad-man!"
"You're the Man!"

Almost anything prefixed with "Like..." For example, "Like, well cool man".

Likewise, "Basically....." For example, "Basically; I really nailed that berm...." and for some reason that one word seems to start their every sentence, which is hopelessly wrong.

Oh, and a pet hate, when people type using more than one !!!!! - such as that.
One is more than enough, trust me.

It's exactly the same, albeit a typed missive, as trying to emphasie your point or diction with an annoying turn of phrase (the topic of this thread) when it's not needed.


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 1:33 am
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*night riding* 'I think there's a bit of a drop-off 'round this cor...........................................!'


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 1:33 am
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Ti29er i quite agree!!!!!!!!!!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 1:37 am
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Send it!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 2:20 am
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"haven't you got a bell?"
Or any marketing crap which includes the word "plush".


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 7:07 am
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Not so much a phrase, but that relly embarrasing handshake thing that they do on "extreme" videos at the end of a run.Even worse when your mate insists on doing it in the crowded carpark at the end of a ride.


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 7:30 am
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Easy enough way to stop that sort of mince Coatesy - when he starts doing that, jump off your bike, give him a huge bear hug (lifting him clean off the ground) and shouting 'I love you man!'...that should stop any of that rubbish!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 7:41 am
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Hmm, not sure it would actually.


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 7:47 am
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Easy enough way to stop that sort of mince Coatesy - when he starts doing that, jump off your bike, give him a huge bear hug shouting 'I love you man!'...

for added effect you could suggest some 'docking' action 😯 ? god lord... thanks for that info RealMan 😆


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 8:52 am
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Gert Lush...

Sorry but it annoys the hell out of me.

Mate, you're living in the wrong town if that annoys you LOL


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 9:26 am
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Stoked annoys me. Particularly when used by Brits


 
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LOL

Had a rider turn around and say to the group, "Has anyone ever heard of docking...?"

http://www.urbandictionary.com for all those not in know.

You think that's bad. Look up space docking


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 9:56 am
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Any sort of complement (Hey, nice bike...), advice (You should try wider bars...), technical insights (Cool, you know those forks can do x, y and z), or style tips (You should by a yellow saddle...) from anyone about my bike.

Basically, i don't care what you think.


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 9:57 am
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Oi!STOKED is for surfing so leave it alone.

I prefer SPOKED for biking + will now be shouting it at random intervals (particularly in trailhead car parks) with the specific intention of annoying the miserable -------- on here...........


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:13 am
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Any sort of complement (Hey, nice bike...), advice (You should try wider bars...), technical insights (Cool, you know those forks can do x, y and z), or style tips (You should by a yellow saddle...) from anyone about my bike.

I dont know - I really enjoy pointing out how much better forks would be if they were white...

Strangely most of my mates now have white forks!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:20 am
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We are not going to the pub tonight!!!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:25 am
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I dont know - I really enjoy pointing out how much better forks would be if they were white...

Strangely most of my mates now have white fork

Damn, i just got some new black ones...


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:30 am
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"no this isn't the top, that is <pointing to the clouds>"

"super-techy-rooty section" ^&%* off!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:33 am
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niche always makes me shiver

😉


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:45 am
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It is mostly rideable ....you will carry your bike up and down a mountain for no reason at all.

It might be a bit muddy.... only your chainstays will stop you disappearing up to your kneck


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:51 am
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Damn, i just got some new black ones...

Sorry dude - they would be 10% more plush and 5% more gnarr friendly and also more vertically compliant and laterally stiff if they were white!

Fun trails and rubber side down! Keep it stocked!


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 10:52 am
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Some bloke shouting to his mate, "ride it like you stole it!" and "ride it like a Ti-fighter!" or some utter sh1te like that, I really wanted to punch him clean between the eyes. Can't recall where it was, but almost certainly a trail centre, that's where all the rad dudes hang out, right?


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 11:03 am
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There's no pub on the route


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 11:11 am
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does 'ride it like you stole it' = in a sneaking along trying not to get caught sort of way ?


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 11:11 am
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"[b]Andy's fallen down that ravine into the river.... must be 30ft drop... anyone got a phone?[/b]"

then spending next 3 hours guiding and assisting medical teams (ambulance and helicopter) - kinda put the dampers on the weekend.


 
Posted : 19/08/2009 11:21 am
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Anything said in a southern accent....as its generally a load of poo.


 
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