Degloved Penis is the worst I've heard. Someone did that a couple of years back at GT.
WTF is a degloved penis???
I always hate the psuedo californian crap - shred the gnar dude! 🙄
I think the problem is this case was that he shredded something else.
'That's Glupton up ahead'
Stoked man
Sorry mate, didn't see you.
keep it rubber side down
"Yeah, I guess it is better to be lucky than good."
jeez just googled degloved penis really really wish I hadnt now
"i need to pop it back in, it may hurt a bit"
Degloved Penis is the worst I've heard. Someone did that a couple of years back at GT.
If it happened as a result of sitting on the back wheel and the back wheel continuing to rotate, I'm pretty sure I know who that was.
😯
AlasdairMc - apparently it was a tadger stem high speed interface moment.
Gert Lush...
Sorry but it annoys the hell out of me.
anything involvin the phrase "front traction"
(expect if riding a christini)
Instead of "Goodbye" a chap said "Good Trails" to me on The Wall last week. Do people actually say that or has this guy made it up?
jeez just googled degloved penis really really wish I hadnt now
LOL
Had a rider turn around and say to the group, "Has anyone ever heard of docking...?"
www.urbandictionary.com for all those not in know.
"You could have got a car for that"
well RealMan,that certainly woke me up!!!you definitely learn something new on this forum!!!
"Way cool!"
"Rad-man!"
"You're the Man!"
Almost anything prefixed with "Like..." For example, "Like, well cool man".
Likewise, "Basically....." For example, "Basically; I really nailed that berm...." and for some reason that one word seems to start their every sentence, which is hopelessly wrong.
Oh, and a pet hate, when people type using more than one !!!!! - such as that.
One is more than enough, trust me.
It's exactly the same, albeit a typed missive, as trying to emphasie your point or diction with an annoying turn of phrase (the topic of this thread) when it's not needed.
*night riding* 'I think there's a bit of a drop-off 'round this cor...........................................!'
Ti29er i quite agree!!!!!!!!!!
Send it!
"haven't you got a bell?"
Or any marketing crap which includes the word "plush".
Not so much a phrase, but that relly embarrasing handshake thing that they do on "extreme" videos at the end of a run.Even worse when your mate insists on doing it in the crowded carpark at the end of a ride.
Easy enough way to stop that sort of mince Coatesy - when he starts doing that, jump off your bike, give him a huge bear hug (lifting him clean off the ground) and shouting 'I love you man!'...that should stop any of that rubbish!
Hmm, not sure it would actually.
Easy enough way to stop that sort of mince Coatesy - when he starts doing that, jump off your bike, give him a huge bear hug shouting 'I love you man!'...
for added effect you could suggest some 'docking' action 😯 ? god lord... thanks for that info RealMan 😆
Gert Lush...Sorry but it annoys the hell out of me.
Mate, you're living in the wrong town if that annoys you LOL
Stoked annoys me. Particularly when used by Brits
LOLHad a rider turn around and say to the group, "Has anyone ever heard of docking...?"
http://www.urbandictionary.com for all those not in know.
You think that's bad. Look up space docking
Any sort of complement (Hey, nice bike...), advice (You should try wider bars...), technical insights (Cool, you know those forks can do x, y and z), or style tips (You should by a yellow saddle...) from anyone about my bike.
Basically, i don't care what you think.
Oi!STOKED is for surfing so leave it alone.
I prefer SPOKED for biking + will now be shouting it at random intervals (particularly in trailhead car parks) with the specific intention of annoying the miserable -------- on here...........
Any sort of complement (Hey, nice bike...), advice (You should try wider bars...), technical insights (Cool, you know those forks can do x, y and z), or style tips (You should by a yellow saddle...) from anyone about my bike.
I dont know - I really enjoy pointing out how much better forks would be if they were white...
Strangely most of my mates now have white forks!
We are not going to the pub tonight!!!
I dont know - I really enjoy pointing out how much better forks would be if they were white...Strangely most of my mates now have white fork
Damn, i just got some new black ones...
"no this isn't the top, that is <pointing to the clouds>"
"super-techy-rooty section" ^&%* off!
niche always makes me shiver
😉
It is mostly rideable ....you will carry your bike up and down a mountain for no reason at all.
It might be a bit muddy.... only your chainstays will stop you disappearing up to your kneck
Damn, i just got some new black ones...
Sorry dude - they would be 10% more plush and 5% more gnarr friendly and also more vertically compliant and laterally stiff if they were white!
Fun trails and rubber side down! Keep it stocked!
Some bloke shouting to his mate, "ride it like you stole it!" and "ride it like a Ti-fighter!" or some utter sh1te like that, I really wanted to punch him clean between the eyes. Can't recall where it was, but almost certainly a trail centre, that's where all the rad dudes hang out, right?
There's no pub on the route
does 'ride it like you stole it' = in a sneaking along trying not to get caught sort of way ?
"[b]Andy's fallen down that ravine into the river.... must be 30ft drop... anyone got a phone?[/b]"
then spending next 3 hours guiding and assisting medical teams (ambulance and helicopter) - kinda put the dampers on the weekend.
Anything said in a southern accent....as its generally a load of poo.
"How are you finding those forks/tyres/cable end caps?" 😉
massive over use of 'super' as an adjective.
Super fast
Super steep
Super slack
Super stoked!
Sorry to say I quite like stoked - it's an accurate description of how good you can feel after a particuarly fantastic session/ride. Really chuffed or very happy doesn't quite fit. 🙂
rawks
all biking/surfing terms annoy me abit...i just dont see why "stoked" has to replace "im looking forward to a jolly good ride"
Watch this....!
You just know what's going to happen next...!
all biking/surfing terms annoy me abit...i just dont see why "stoked" has to replace "im looking forward to a jolly good ride"
Tally ho!
"I need to tweek the lower part of the compression rebound as there is a little too much damping bla bla bla bla bla"
Corners like it's on rails (can't believe no-one's mentioned that yet!)
Buttery smooth
not restricted to biking, but I hate 'rocked up'.
weve run out of cake
Forgive me for this but I think it needs pointing out:
"range of frames with some fairly radical geometry that could probably be called Nu Skool Hardcore Hardtail. Or something. At the end of the day the ??? is aimed at at riders who ride steep techy stuff...... (and) are mainly about The Nadge"
Can someone please translate this for me?
Let's go to a trail centre.
x y interface.
out in the middle of no-where in the mist & then.....
'Sorry guys I think we're lost!!!' 😕
"Ahhhh!"
As the rider in front of me voided his bowels on the trail-side at Sleepless!
Before getting back into biking, whilst walking on Leckhampton Hill, I challenged a friggin lunatic MTBer about riding on a footpath...his repsonse was
"You fat c**t, you can have a slap the next time I ride past!"
I picked up a big log and suggested he came arund to speak to me again...the pussy rode off....I have been looking for him ever since ! 😉
It made me laugh !
At the afan forest a few years ago I was talking to a lad who was about to go and do the whites level. He said he was leaving the hard tail in the van and taking the "free ride light bike up there..."
The worst thing I say myself is one more go and then home...! Big mistake.
I dislike anything along the lines of
"flat out, the bike was at its limit"
Also people forever talking about barely used suspension tuned to give them the edge.
Although I did get my hardtail ass spanked by my mate on his pushed prophet the other day so perhaps i should go in search of the edge.
GSter, sounds like you were pwned.
As a stand-alone statement, this does some beating:
"I did get my hardtail ass spanked by my mate " 😳
Pimpin', razzin', pinnin'. Oh no can't use the perfectly descriptive words that exist already, got to use new ones in order to appear cool in front of one's peers. <stewie voice off>
Till wench in Welsh accent - "No, you only gave me a tenner"
I miss "pimpin'", "Pimp" and "pimped-out". I wish people would start saying them again. 🙂
massive over use of 'super' as an adjective
for me, it's "uber..."
luckily I only ever read it - don't think I could avoid commenting if somebody said it to me
"You'll need at least six inches of travel to clean it"
"You'll never clean it on a hardtail"
"You'll need to put your saddle down"
etc....
In fact; any sort of prescription related to the bike itself, in relation to 'technical' riding, doled out by fatties on semi-free-hardcore-docking-devices.
Almost anything prefixed with "Like..." For example, "Like, well cool man".
Whereas you put it at the end of a sentence and it's a standard Welsh expression.
"I lost it and rode straight into that tree, like"
On a different note, a few of us had been up at CyB for a long day, found somewhere to camp and wandered into the local pub. As the barmaid is pulling the beer my mate announces into the silence "My bum is SOOOO sore" while rubbing himslef vigorously. The barmaid didn't bat an eyelid.
It's not so much phrases with me it's people who feel they must have their bike name involved in their forum name,you know the ones...
🙄
ti29er, looks like you've caught me out there! I'm officially a hypocrite, shock horror.
Whilst "guiding" in Morzine in years gone by:
"If we were in afan/glentress I would have ridden that"
or (after struggling/walking up a short climb)
"must be the altitude....how high are we here?"
or after riding badly
"these forks/tyres/handlebars feel a bit odd..."
DeVs - Member
GSter, sounds like you were pwned.
May well have been!
I am sure he is a very nice man!! 😆
its not so much phrases with me it's people wo feel they must have their computer name involved in their forum nane, you know the ones...
:wink:emac65 😆
weve run out of cake
Yep, bacon too. 😥
As for all this "stoked", "uber", "gnarr", etc. etc. I never hear that sort of stuff. You guys are clearly spending too much time at trail centres.. 😀
Oops, double post. Which is probably an appropriate phrase for this discussion.
"You'll need to put your saddle down"
etc....
"But I never put my saddle down". 🙄
See also:
"These tyres are fine at home."
"I don't like those thick tubes, they're really heavy."
"I've never boiled my brakes at home."
"My bike's making a funny noise."
😉