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In the interests of reducing the number of threads moaning about things, I've produced this handy cut-out-and-keep rant that you can use for just about any purpose. Next time you're vexed, refer to this and you'll find that it significantly reduces the need to spend ten minutes frantically tapping away at the keyboard. Spleens vented, bile reduced, piss condensed, all part of the service.
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What the hell is it with all these people who do things differently from me? I just can't understand why they'd do that, surely they must realise that my way is better? My god, I've been riding since the late Jurassic and back in my day you'd never see things like this.I saw a group of people just last week doing things in a slightly different manner to the way I'd have done it. I resisted the urge to go over and [ask them to stop it | tell them off | own them with bombers | piss in their shoes] (delete where applicable) because whilst I can talk the talk here on the Internet, I'm actually a drink of water and terrified of confrontation in real life.
I can't believe that in this day and age, people still do things like this. It makes me feel so [angry | upset | self-righteous | other ________ ], hopefully by posting here you'll all either boost my ego by agreeing with me, or change your foolish ways immediately.
So in summary, [ __________ ] (insert minority demographic here), what a bunch of barstewards eh?
Incidentally, whilst we're on the subject, what is it with [ ____________ ]? (insert completely unrelated issue that people are bound to agree with).
(insert random image off the internet, possibly involving kittens)
What the hell is it with all these people who do things differently from me? I just can't understand why they'd do that, surely they must realise that my way is better? My god, I've been riding since the late Jurassic and back in my day you'd never see things like this.
I saw a group of people just last week doing things in a slightly different manner to the way I'd have done it. I resisted the urge to go over and [ask them to stop it | tell them off | own them with bombers | piss in their shoes] (delete where applicable) because whilst I can talk the talk here on the Internet, I'm actually a drink of water and terrified of confrontation in real life.
I can't believe that in this day and age, people still do things like this. It makes me feel so angry, hopefully by posting here you'll all either boost my ego by agreeing with me, or change your foolish ways immediately.
So in summary people who post chat in the bike forum, what a bunch of barstewards eh?
Incidentally, whilst we're on the subject, what is it with people who post chat in the bike forum? Fair weather golfers, MTFU !
(insert random image off the internet, possibly involving kittens)
I don't mind people doing things differently to me.
It's when they do things that are [i]wrong[/i] that I have to make a stand.
(ObDisclaimer, this is a work of humour; please do not take seriously; do not fold, staple or mutilate (me); prices may go down as well as up; any similarities between this and other threads is purely intentional; do not pass Go, do not collect £200; what's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?; no bill stickers; winners don't do drugs; humourous quality is intended but not guaranteed; this ride does not pay tickets.)
Not really a rant is it. Needs more spelling errors, should be written in all capitals, and perhaps some parts in bold.
what is it with people who post chat in the bike forum?
Oh, damn it...!
RealMan > I'll bear that in mind for version 2. (-:
And perhaps some pictures that have been badly edited in MS Paint to show what exactly is wrong with the world.
🙂 sorry I couldn't find any kittens
I don't mind people who do things differently to me - I just get annoyed when they tell me I am wrong.
i am always right
I AM THE GREAT GOD MOTA
[SIZE=18] BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS[/SIZE]
interesting post ^^^^^
Many a true word spoken in jest
😉
I just get annoyed when they tell me I am wrong
Well, what am I supposed to do when you [i]are[/i] wrong ?
I am nevr wrong FFS
I am omnipotent and omniscient ( but I can't speell)
I'm always right.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Much as I admire the effort and wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, this is simply not viable as a rant form as there aren't enough random punctuation and spelling mistakes.
Yeah, sorry about that. I find it difficult to speak Tard.
Where's the kitten picture?
i was going to start a thread "do you get annoyed by people who use their leisure time in a similar, but not identical way to you?" but this makes the point in a more entertaining way