that isn't mechanically failing..
Orange 5 without a doubt.
like a bag of loose spanners.
GT Lts back in the late 90's for sure. Remember it being quite clanky.
once rode behind a fs carbon whyte, man that was loud!!!!
Commencal meta sl, stupid internal cables! My Alpine 160 and patriot were actually pretty quiet.
Transition Patrol Carbon.
It sounded SO bad, it was hilarious.
Drove me up the wall.
Anything badly setup - even a Five can be made to be quiet with a bit of attention.
My mates old Scott Ransom without a doubt. It wasn't just the clunking and clanking but that pull shock made a god-awful wheezing sound, like an asthmatic rhinoceros.
Its not just the bike is it. My Turner Czar, lovely though it is, suffers from the curse of a creaking press fit bottom bracket, creaking KCNC seat post and howling R1 brakes.
As much as I have tried to silence these annoying noises by usual maintenance tricks it never lasts long.
Spoils a fantastic bike.
Mongoose Otero Elite.
To be fair, it quietened down quite a bit with some new bushings, and as a bonus steers more predictably too!
Orange 223 with IBS breaking arm.
You could ram that thing with as much foam/velcro/teflon/unicorn farts as you could get hold of and it would still wake the dead.
My mates Spesh Status is bloody noisy.
My Demo was a bit clattery until i swapped the X9 clutch mech for a GX DH mech.
My Patriot 66 made a right old racket but that was before the days of clutch mechs.
Orange Sub 5. Didn't need a bell or shout a warning.
Its not just the bike is it. My Turner Czar, lovely though it is, suffers from the curse of a creaking press fit bottom bracket,
You should be able to solve that. With my Czar it's always been other things like WTB seat rails and occasionally the pivots.
Which BB?
Orange 5 definitely. Like a box resonator.
Not a full suss but my Vitus Sentier makes a right racket, god knows how. If I crank out of a corner the whole frame sings when the freehub engages, it's weird, I've never know anything like it.
Whyte Preston not mine but a guy I knew had one on demo, now that was loud!
2005-2007ish Demo 8 I borrowed for a day. Never meet your Hero and in the early days of MTBing watching Roam and The Collective with this guys doing crazy stuff on these cool fancy looking bikes they didn't even sell in the UK at the time I wanted a Demo so much it hurt - I was supposedly not broken, but it rattled and flexed so much.
Orange 5 without a doubt.like a bag of loose spanners.
The rear hub's the loudest thing about my 5.
Orange Patriot (old one). The larger size box in the front amplifiers way more than a five.
Intense M1 ftw
Intense Tazer VP 8) My second one funnily enough, which had a huuuge square hole inside the bottom bracket shell where the downtube was joined, was fine, but the lovely orange wedge (an earlier model with no BB shell drillings) . . . 😡 deafening!
Anyone i am riding....
*screams*
*whoops*
*hollers*
*yeeee-haaaaa*
howling R1 brakes.
since I've gone onto fibrax rotors and pads, all of my R1's are lovely silent stoppy things of joy
my orange 5 sounded like someone had thrown a filing cabinet off a cliff
since I've gone onto fibrax rotors and pads, all of my R1's are lovely silent stoppy things of joy
Thanks tazzy, I'll give them a go.
my orange 5 sounded like someone had thrown a filing cabinet off a cliff
surely, throwing all Orange 5's off a cliff is the best thing to do to them 🙂
Marin Quake, the original boxy thing. A mishift could pop eardrums at 500m and the box section could be dented by staring at it too hard.
all my bikes have ended up with some sort of annoying noise. I'm going to stop worrying about it lol.
Current Stumpy has a clicking noise when the pedals are under load...
My now long gone, 2006 orange 5. Sounded like a steel band falling down a rocky cliff. Riders ahead would pull over only to turn around to see that I was nowhere near their back wheel.
Tranny Bandit, mine, squeaks and moans all the time. I tune it out, much like the kids moaning.
A mates Ellsworth on long climbs
'How are you so slow?'
'Hurry up, I've been waiting for ages'
'Get a move on'
I'm fitter/quicker than him now though, so it's quietened down a bit 8)
[quote=5plusn8 ]Tranny Bandit, mine, squeaks and moans all the time. I tune it out, much like the kids moaning.
my old 26" version squeaked from the lower shock mount. new 29" version doesnt.
224 Evo. Filled the swingarm with expanding foam, plastered the outside with velcro, fitted a clutch mech, moved the cable routing all of which had the effect of making it sound like there was less cutlery in the frame. Loved that bike but it was kind of a disaster
I've never noticed the noise from any mountain bike when descending and I own a Five. I guess the screaming in my head is just too loud 🙂
On the way back up I'll notice every creak and rub, but that's down to setup rather than the bike.
Orange 5 without a doubt.
didn't sharky also put a bead of clay in the swingarm? 😆
not both of them...
Having been an owner, I was forever annoyed at ppl saying that Marin's were noisy.. Then sat at the end of (old) penhydd, we heard then saw a large group of various aged marins ALL squeaking and grinding there way past, I stopped being annoyed about the taunting after that.
My Zesty, it has a creak/rattle noise if it isn't ridden for a while, it's horrendous, I had it to bits recently, nearly ordered a new BB, mech hanger and bearing set. Rode it for an hour, now silent, can't work it out 😈
The brakes also howl like a banshee, Deore's that seem to contaminate themselves constantly.
I like nice, quiet, hassle free bikes. Contemplating dropping the full sus just because I don't ride it that much, it always makes some noise and I can't be bothered with it always needing something doing.
My mates old Orange Patriot. Sounded like a skeleton masterbating in a biscuit tin
Marin Quake, the original boxy thing. A mishift could pop eardrums at 500m and the box section could be dented by staring at it too hard.
Is the correct answer. Hit gravel at speed and it sounded like you were under fire.
Second noisiest is the Marin FRS bikes around turn of the century. I'd go to meet my mates up in the woods, and they'd hear me coming from the top of the run. Chainslap like nothing else you've ever heard, combined with a plate type chain device. Such a racket.
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Marin Quake, the original boxy thing. A mishift could pop eardrums at 500m and the box section could be dented by staring at it too hard.Is the correct answer. Hit gravel at speed and it sounded like you were under fire.
Second noisiest is the Marin FRS bikes around turn of the century. I'd go to meet my mates up in the woods, and they'd hear me coming from the top of the run. Chainslap like nothing else you've ever heard, combined with a plate type chain device. Such a racket.
It did look cool though! I sold it when I realised my hard tail was faster uphill and downhill, in fact better in every way.
Dread to think how noisy it would have been with disc brakes.
Mine cracked around the pivot, because it was a Marin. Warranty replaced it with a newer equivalent... Guess how I know about the FRS bikes? 😀 Marin warranty around that time was phenomenal, I think I tried most of their FRS frames for a few months at a time!
My anthem was pretty noisy on gravel and stones when going quick, as they flicked up and hit the down tube.
But my 02 patriot was by far the noisiest thing in the world, first time I rode it I had something hitting my leg, I realised it was the chain slapping around (no clutch mech) and rubbing my leg, I ended up routing the brake hose outside the swing arm and wrapping it in foam to stop the noise. I used to work with jet engines, and I maintain that bike did more damage to my ears, than rb199s ever did.
My old Proflex K2 4000. Did the IOM end to end challenge on it and had a headache for a week afterwards. Great bike though - still miss it
Intense M1 ftw
I raise your Intense M1 and add ZZYZX forks on it. That thing sounded like the something from the depths of hell.
orange must have changed some things because my alpine 160 is silent apart from the ridiculously loud pro 2 evo freehub.
Whyte Preston. A grain of sand on the seatpost could send a soundwave to any part of the bike and irritate the hell out of you.
Sounded like a skeleton masterbating in a biscuit tin
Tee hee! 🙂
GT STS for me - creaktastic
The internal cables on a Commie Meta V3. Sounds like the frame does double-duty as a piggy bank.
I'd try to sort it, but I also remember what a pain it was to get them in there in the first place.