MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
This is one of the funniest things I've seen for a while -
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Commander Wobbly Wagon is in the house...
Doctor Stinky Toad, reporting in!
Duke Slick Racer is rubbish. But if I reverse the initials I get Duke Trusty Hammer which could not be more true.
Commander agile Ninja 🙂
Sir Agile Waggon 🙂
Sir Wild Hammer.
Which, coincidentally, is also the nickname for my [b][NOPE!-MODS][/b]
Sir/Professor/Doctor Wild Wagon reporting for duty 🙂
Colonel Mighty Dragon reporting for duty!
Dr Wild Warlock is quite agreeable
Doctor Playful Dragon
that sounds a little bit camp
Colonel Wild Racer. 😐
Sir Agile Wind
Professor Wild Wheels
Madame Mighty Dragon.
Commander trusty kitten reporting for duty. 😯
White Specialized Stumpjumper
what a coincidence!
Make way for Doctor Mighty Genius!
Might have to change my username.
The wife is Sir Screeching Genius.
Baby Wild Dragon
- I'm not sure if I need a new frame or name
🙁
Doctor Winning Wheels. I actually call all my bikes Duncan.
Commander fluffy hammer! Spot on.
Mr. Sweaty Bell.
Going with brown for my 'sand' inbred, closest match as I see it.
It's actual name is, however, Steamroller.
My old Meta 5 would have been Colonel Sweaty Bell. However, it's actual name was Bouncing Bob.
Duke Slick Wheels 😮
Following Northwind's practice I'd get Duke Sweaty Hammer 😯
Colonel Slick Unicorn
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Sir Sweaty Bell and Mr Sweaty Bell 🙁
Captain Jumping Kitten at your service...
Colonel Speedy Pistol
More of a euphemism a girl might use if trying to let you down gently.
....he's a bit of a.......... 😆
Emperor Huge Plums.
Sir slick wheels... Which is obviously shit.
Sir speedy genius.
Obviously true and not just an ego trip...
Commander Stinky Kitten
sounds like its describing my ex.. is bike a euphemism?
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Dr Slick Flyer - where's the number for deed poll?
Sir Screeching Dragon...ace!
No name for silver 🙁
sir sweaty ride
Accurate I spose
😥
Sir Slick Ninja
Mines Sir Mighty Wheels
The wifes would be Commander Mighty Wind, which would be more fitting for me 🙂
Duke Sweaty Ninja
Professor Screeching Bell!!
Sir Wild Flyer
A suitable steed for one of the Four Horsemen of the Gnarpocalypse!
(Actually I call him Winton.)
Sir Wicked Kitten
Sir Sweaty Ninja!
Sir Slick Wind.
Duke screeching wheels at ur service
[b]Sir Mighty Ninja[/b] reporting for duty.
Sir Screeching Mermaid!
Sir Sweaty Prize - I wish. 🙄
Professor screeching wind 😀
Sir Fluffy Ninja....
Mmn. Doctor Jumping Dragon. I think it's taking the piss.
Colonel Mighty Dragon............... for both bikes
Sir Trusty Pedals.
I'll take that, very appropriate.
........Sir Glitter Unicorn
Not that happy really...sounds a bit 'my little pony' ish
Mmmmm
Duke Trusty Ninja
I have a Captain, a Commander and a Doctor Shiny Pistol.
High achieving family! But with a name like that...
Commander Slick Ride 8)
Professor mighty racer reporting for duty ma'am
That's stupid! 😡
All of your bikes will have at least 2 of the same names! 😡
And if you have two bikes that are the same color, they will have exactly the same name. 🙄
So all of my bikes are (something) Wild Bell. Thus I have a Commander and a Colonel Wild Bell.
But what color is chrome? Or Ti? And WTF do I do about the black and white crackle paint on the 88 Karakoram?
🙁
Captain screeching pistol, oh yeah.
captain slick racer 🙂
"Sir Slick Toad"
Madame Screeching Bell.
I prefer my own name that I have name it 'Horatio Hammer Balls'
sir whiz dragon.
is disappointed.
Sir Sweaty Warlock. On all three bikes. Hardly snappy is is?
Reminds me of those caravans you see with desperately macho names like "Tempest" "Storm" "Marauder" etc. Goes really well with a bespectacled Local Authority clerk clogging the best bits of the A6 on a Friday evening. 🙄