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postie gave me a knock from the ministry of quiet knocks today but i was up so heard him sneaking off. i saw in his mits my merlin shorts so shouted him back and he gave me it but sheepishly said it needs signing for but ive not got the slip thats why i was sneaking off if i give you it i wont get a signature so can you wait til monday lol needless to say i have said shorts and he has no signature. he moaned i could claim id not got them lol i told him to forge it , madness


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:36 pm
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Does he have a big beard and go by the name of Rich? 😉


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:38 pm
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oh no hes not that mad 😉


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:39 pm
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Your right Mick.

Rich would've nicked em. 😯


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:41 pm
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Odd. He could just have delayed delivery until Monday, WTF was the point of stealth-knocking.


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:43 pm
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!!!!

Ours won't stand square on to the door; he literally *cowers* round the corner and stares at the floor whenever he has to hand a parcel to us. It's not as if we're scary people or anything.

Do you think they have psychometric testing for posties but they got delivered the wrong answer sheet?


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:44 pm
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your right mate esp as it had merlin logo on lol

by the way rich i trust ya really 😉

all the pies i dunno lol it really was a proper ninja knock too prob realised just as he made contact with door but it was too late i was out like a coiled spring


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:44 pm
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postie pwned 🙂


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:47 pm
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Do knock if no one is in just sign it myself and put it through less hassle then everybodies happy,or goes in the recycle bin and a card put through door.Mind have done that few days later with the next packet and the first one is still their even though they have carryed on putting recycled stuff in there.Dont you just love the public!The best is when people are in but there bloody doorbell does not work Hay Ho.


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 7:53 pm
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i do like it when my usual postie does that when im out dobie but ive known him for about 30 years so he knows i wont try claim owt 😉


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 8:02 pm
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Our postie never comes before 11am in the week so went out for breakfast with the wife before leaving for Manchester for the footie, low and behold when i got back at 9.30 i had a card waiting in the hallway,he'd been at 9.05! To cap it off it said please leave 4 hours before collecting! PO closes as 1230! 🙁


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 8:03 pm
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Bet you wish you were in that Bothy tonight Chris after the result...?


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 8:25 pm
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Nah not really, good day out, backed off too much first half, gave them a game in the second half, reckon they had some twitchy bum moments at the end! Citeh fans are really really quiet, was like being in church, lucky our lot were vocal!


 
Posted : 22/08/2009 8:29 pm