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I was about 18 and stage fight doesn't even come close to describing standing next to Courtney Walsh in his prime.
Ricky Warwick from "the almighty" .. I was about 15 i think.
mick hucknall
manchester airport a few years ago.
Jamie Lee Curtis 😉
(just kidding)
Hey all you mo fo's up in here,,,
While over in the states a few years back, in not a particularly s****y bar, I took a slash next to the one and only Dr Dre, ya'll
Brian Moore at Twickenham
My CEO - not famous pe se - but always bizarre to chat with the CEO while standing at a urinal!!
I've had a few this year but only as I've been a regular in the British Superbike paddock.
Shane Byrne, Ryuichi Kiyonari, Ben Wilson
Best was John 'Hopper' Hopkins at Oulton Park though. I'd just had a crackin dump after a night on the ale and he took the crapper afterwards. Felt sorry for him. Atleast it was a warm seat.
Fatima whitbread...
Lewis Collins.
Not quite the same but Freddie Star once farted in a queue I was in.
Was she standing up?
Derek Starship
Will Greenwood @ Penny Hill Park
This geezer from peak practice:
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And John Thompson from Fast Show.
Dara O'Briain in a hotel in Londonderry
Both of the Hastings brothers, one on each side at Murrayfield.
Spilt beer on Chris Paterson in the Murrayfield field hotel too. he was very cool about it
Jason Donovan while he was "doing Joseph" in Aberdeen.
Nick Mason (at Silverstone)
Gordon Murray in the bogs at Daphne's
Not urinals, but I once filled up with fuel next to Russ Abbot!
I was in a skanky works van, he had a Merc, IIRC
"Not quite the same but Freddie Star once farted in a queue I was in."
LOL... Brilliant!
All that I was hoping for when I started this thread
Eric Cantona manchester boardwalk
Jason Leonard, he's almost as wide as he is tall.
This thread doesn't work as well for girls so I'll have to go for a by-proxy-urinal-proximity story.
My boyfriend had a pee next to Jarvis Cocker at an Elbow gig earlier this year and then got him to sign his ticket. Apparently Jarvis isn't so keen to give drunks his autograph.
Rob Newman after he'd just played a gig.
He also bought me a pint. Lovely chap.
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My bro was once bought a pint by Feargal Sharkey.
Talking of Elbow...
...Craig Potter at Manchester Apollo during 'Incaged Monkeys' gig.
Daddy G when he was in Massive Attack in some club in Brizzle that Goldie AND Ron size were both playing.
not me, but a mate of mine went to the car show at earls Court and then to compensate his then gf for half a day lusting after the body shapes of the sleek italian models (he saw some cars too) he took her in to Harrods. While there he went for a slash and found himself side by side with the then England netminder David Seaman. Who on catching my mates eye, delivered the pearl of wisdom
"F***kin' hell! Pound for a pi$$!!"
You can take the boy out of Yorkshire..........etc.
Graham Norton. At the theatre. 😳
Peter Kay when I worked at Granada TV.
David Coverdale, met him at one of his gigs and bought him a pint afterwards..
Lemmy from Motorhead, he pee'd on my shoes.
David Lee Roth at Donnigton "back in the day" He had a bottle of vodka in his hand and two girls on his left arm..
Jason Mraz at an intimate gig in a Birmingham Library sing/song/signing pre on of his gigs.. I'v met him lots of times, he's a really nice bloke..
Damiano Cunego, Stefano Garzelli et all pee'ing on the side of the road at the Tour of Lombardia..
Richard Harris. In a pub in London. We had an impromtu "lets see who can pee the highest" competition. It was a draw.
I shared a cubicle with George Michael.
You lot are weird! Its eyes forward and no peeking - the Queen (not Graham Norton) could be next to me and I wouldn't know it!
I had a wizz next to Waisale Serevi a few years ago.
Bumped into David Bellamy on Peterborough station a couple of weeks ago [i]and[/i] both James 'Fatty' Corden and Nicholas Witchell down at Wood Lane this week... Phew 'startstruck' or what...errrrrm....
Greg Searle and Matt Pinsent.
Not at the same time though 😉
Bob from Emmerdale. He said hello to me.
Seal,at the Brit awards after show party in the early 90s.
Frank Bruno saying "I need a crap,I need a crap" was in the next stalls to me whilst taking a pre 10k race crap in Leighton Buzzard earlier this year.....
Simon Amstell from never mind the buzzcocks is circumcised
I once vomited on Bill Beaumont's shoes.
The lead singer from Faithless, Maxi Jazz. (and I was standing further back than him) 😀
Jimmy Nesbitt, Glasgow Airport, didn't wash his hands either, the dirty dog.
I saw Dev out of Corrie reading a paper at a train station in London.
Does that count?
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Jimmy Nesbitt, Glasgow Airport, didn't wash his hands either, the dirty dog
Oo ooo, I saw the twit that plays his brother Rab C Nesbit on the train the other week. He was talking to his agent/luvvy friends on his bat phone just loud enough for all the carriage to hear... He dint know about the '20 mins of tunnels' out of Kings X though. That spoiled his showing off a bit. 🙂
I was using the facilities along side Guy Martin at the Ulster GP this year, the next day he also used the same stall that I'd just vacated.
not urinals,but when i was 12 (1971)i carried Gary Glitters guitar amp up to his room at the leeds Dragonara hotel. not sure how lucky i was come to think of it.....
forgot to mention he invited me into his room and he gave me a tin of coke..seems a nice man.....
No urine involved, but there almost was!
Johnny Morris (of Animal Magic fame) nearly knocked me off my bike passing the BBC buildings on the way to school in Bristol.
Not in the big OP but Ive been in the presence of courtney walsh and malcom marshall both stark naked.
I can't play this game directly 🙁 , but I did see Michael Portillo come out of the Gents at the top of Snaefell in August. Does this count?
Once I had a guy called Coco with a big red nose on one side of me, Bernard Manning on the other side down the far end and Tommy Petty stood next to me.
He was singing to me: "clown's to the left of me, joker's to the right, stuck in the middle with you".
IGMC
Andy Ripley at Rosslyn Park rugby club, back in the day. Biiig guy - I came up to about his waist.
Had an "after you, no after you" moment with Tom Jones heading for the loos in the lounge at Heathrow last year
'Lemmy from Motorhead, he pee'd on my shoes.'
I am so going to tell people my claim to fame: 'I'm on the same Internet forum as a bloke who owns a pair of shoes that Lemmy's pissed on' and watch them look envious...
Hugo Girard.
Genuinely...
Captain Sensible (The Dammed) took a piss out of the back seat window of my car whilst going around Elephant and Castle roundabout. After a Johnny Moped re-union gig at the Marquee Club yonks back. Mate of mine played with Johnny Moped and offered him a lift back to Croydon where he lived at the time. Only met him the once but he left an impression!
"Not in the big OP but Ive been in the presence of courtney walsh and malcom marshall both stark naked."
Not sure if I feel sorry for you or just a little bit envious.
Noel Gallagher - backstage at Reading Festival about 10 years ago.
I had serious chaffing on my fat thighs after spending the afternoon blowing up an airbed in the blazing sun. I had somehow ended up in the dressing room area for Travis. There was the Strokes, half of Oasis, Adam Buxton, some Sugabaes, Travis, 2 roadies, a gaggle of ladies / wives, my mate and me. I couldnt walk properly. I found some sudacream somwehere and went to administer it in the private bathroom trailer thing. I had finished and the bathroom had that Sudacream smell. Noel Gallagher came in. We nodded at each other and I waddled out.
George Best at Old Trafford cricket ground around 20 years ago. I was pi55ed, so was he (no surprise) we shook hands (before washing 8O)