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[Closed] Missy Giove's '93 Yeti bike + which brand do you think she should make comeback

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Getting angsty here waiting to see her video of qualifying on redbull's site.
Therefore a discussion is to be had.

Personally would think she would rock on an Evil Undead.

Anyway what brand and model do you reckon she would make a good comeback on, for me I'm sure she'd rock the socks on any DH bike.

Here's a little pro closet action detailing her '93 Yeti Arc.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 2:34 pm
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Scott Addict?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 2:36 pm
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Her quali run is up lready, no need to wait!

http://www.redbull.com/en/bike/stories/1331740040296/missy-giove-windham-world-cup-dh-run-video

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Posted : 08/08/2015 2:41 pm
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Thanks for pointing me in the right direction on page Northwind, I didn't notice the underneath video. d'oh!


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:13 pm
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YT have done a deal for this race so that should put them in good standing if she has a future.

I guess at the moment the american companys are a bit wary of having an ex-con represent there products.

From watching the quali video (which was slow and jerky on my PC) she only had to make 20th to race, so hitting 17th is a bonus. Would have to compare against other riders but she appeared to be coasting a lot. Could be playing safe for the race run then go nuts.
If she tops 15th then good go, if she makes topten or gets a close time just outside topten then i expect a post race flurry of offers.
If she makes 5th, then possibly open chequebooks before she gets off the podium.
YT gain a load of media PR either way so kinda win-win.

Rad girl gone bad girl now reformed good girl, the americans love an underdog and if she breaks top ten then a right feeding frenzy to come.

Just need ACC to have another go for old timesake ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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She really does seem to be coasting for at least 3/4 of the run. Interesting. Just a bit of meaningful pedalling thrown in and she could have been a fair bit higher surely.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:34 pm
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have Mullaly/Gwin not taught you anything?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:37 pm
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Yes, that you need a mechanical before you are super-fast!


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:39 pm
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Isn't it strange how one ex pro druggie cyclist is treated worse than a child raping cannibal and another as a kind of legend and its ok because she did the time?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:42 pm
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Who the hell has been treated 'worse than a child raping cannibal' . . . . ?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:45 pm
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Pretty sure bryceland didn't pedal at all after the start at msa


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:49 pm
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A certain TdF CRC...

... Who hasn't done any time (yet).


 
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Because cheating and bullying your way to 7 tours is exactly the same as being a drug mule.

Maybe when Missy cheats her way to 7 world championships their respective sins can be compared.


 
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Isn't it strange how one ex pro druggie cyclist is treated worse than a child raping cannibal and another as a kind of legend and its ok because she did the time?

One used drugs to deny others a chance of winning and destroyed the careers of those who dared to stand up against him. He cheated to achieve everything he has. The other made some bad life choices and is trying to get her life back on track.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:53 pm
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One's a roadie and one a DHer. No comparison...


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 3:59 pm
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Considering in some states in the USA, buying and selling weed is now legal, that shows the severity of Gioves 'crime'. I'm not aware that taking performance enhancing drugs on a huge scale, wrecking other people careers and being a Class A c*ntbubble is legal in road racing (might as well be though....).


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 4:12 pm
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Isn't it strange how one ex pro druggie cyclist is treated worse than a child raping cannibal and another as a kind of legend and its ok because she did the time?

I don't remember hearing that Missy lied under oath, or lied for nearly 15 years about cheating, or lied in order to take people who were telling the truth to court for slander and libel, or lied to take others careers away, or set up a "charity" in order to deflect people's legitimate question (answered with lies obviously), or defrauded a U.S. Government Agency, or asked her girlfriend to lie about a traffic accident? I know she was caught carrying weed and money from selling such weed. Which one do you think has suffered most? It's really not LALA Armstrong is it?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 4:20 pm
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Missy wasn't a drug mule - she was caught in possession of over $1M of cannabis and $1M in cash, a counting machine and related items. She was clearly being a fairly successful mid-level drug dealer. She pled guilty after being caught in 2009. Does anyone honestly think she was undertaking those same criminal activities from the early '90s to 2003 whilst she was a successful pro MTBer, during the most financially lucrative period of MTBing ever?

Seems to me like a sad case of a pro sportsperson losing their way after retirement and making some (inexcusable) poor life decisions.

Watching her run she looks good on the jumps/drops, not yet comfortable with modern DH bike geometry (she's way back in the corners - I'll be amazed if she gets a clean race run without losing her front wheel) and either very short of fitness or saving herself for the race itself. Makes you wonder how quick she could be given some focused training!


 
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Selling a drug that should be legal anyway is hardly a big deal is it, people have to work in the supply chain.
Which is maybe why some people can forgive her.

Can't comment on the child raping cannibals and their treatment as not aware of any.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 5:34 pm
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Lazy trolling aioli, comparing two quite different situations that happen to involve cyclists and some type of drugs...

Anyway I know I wouldn't qualify top twenty for a WC DH round today, nevermind after a decade long break from the sport and various incidents in between, maybe we can just admire that achievement for what it is rather than snipe...


 
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Isn't it strange how one ex pro druggie cyclist is treated worse than a child raping cannibal and another as a kind of legend and its ok because she did the time?

Would someone care to illuminate my knowledge as to the middle part of this claim?


 
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have Mullaly/Gwin not taught you anything?

Yep but they're adding and holding speed in other ways, pumping and working the trail like that is also very physical not to mention bloody hard to do well. And to be blunt they carry a ton of speed everywhere, she won't be able to do that so not being able to recover speed, pedal out of slower sections etc is going to cut her worse.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:15 pm
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PM, didn't you know? Child raping cannibals are everywhere; many are shape shifting lizards.

Scary times.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:16 pm
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Another +1 for can't we accept that a rider who has been away for whatever reason(s) that has returned and making a go at something in life.

Come'on people, less negativity and complete nonsensical bs.

Good on ya Missy G! 8)


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:23 pm
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which brand do you think she should make comeback

Claud Butler?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:31 pm
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Selling a drug that should be legal anyway is hardly a big deal is it

But it's not legal is it, and it won't be 'hardly a big deal' to those who become addicted will it.

You ****ing prick.


 
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Scary times.

Make you think, doesn't it!


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:42 pm
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Seen some times, seen some post quali chat vids.
If she stays upright, and can trim 20 seconds off the time (or more) then she will be in the top 15 and worrying the top 10 bracket ๐Ÿ™‚

I expect they will air her race run, failing that i expect it to crop up soon afterwards.

Seems to be enjoying the new bike geo and 650b was a culture shock but the Missle reckons she was holding back and the race run will be "exciting"

Not a fan, but enjoying the PR circus and hope she can worry the top ten. Appears to be legally tied to New York state until 2016, a good result tomorrow and i could see a big brand signing her up for a season.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:45 pm
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You embarrass yourself with that nonsense.

Read up about the medical use of it, then tell me how many deaths it's caused.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:51 pm
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You **** prick.

A teensy weensy overreaction? You know, different strokes etc. Be nice ๐Ÿ™‚

Anyhow, Missy is a part of our early years for many of us - an unusual icon during our teenage years. A lass that we probably didn't fap over (a rare thing at that time) but was something of an icon in our biggest hobby (apart from fapping).

It's a lovely piece of nostaligia to see her back on the scene and doing fairly well, and with our advanced years and experience that brings, we can forgive one of our idols for mistakes she's made, because since we were introduced to her back then, we've all made plenty ourselves.


 
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A lass that we probably didn't fap over

yer shes no April Lawyer

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Posted : 08/08/2015 6:53 pm
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But it's not legal is it, and it won't be 'hardly a big deal' to those who become addicted will it.

You **** prick.

Cannabis is addictive? Well, I guess if you smoke it with tobacco...


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:57 pm
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she was caught in Albany, New York,

And selling weed was illegal everywhere in the USA at the time. That's missing the point a bit though.

I wonder how it feels to live in such a black and white world, with no shades of grey or nuance?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:59 pm
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But it's not legal is it, and it won't be 'hardly a big deal' to those who become addicted will it.

You **** prick.

So you don't agree with opening up drug laws but no need to get offensive is there?

You haven't been drinking have you....


 
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You haven't been drinking have you....

only took 36 posts this time

*slow hand clap*


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 7:03 pm
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You know in those "death by careless driving" cases when the motorist gets off lightly due to the jury thinking "could have been me"? That's what we're seeing here as regards a drug crime.


 
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Do juries in New York decide the sentence?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 7:04 pm
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You haven't been drinking have you....

I think that's obvious, so let's not pick on him - shooting fish/barrel etc.

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You know in those "death by careless driving" cases when the motorist gets off lightly due to the jury thinking "could have been me"? That's what we're seeing here as regards a drug crime.

I really shouldn't do this, but please explain what your point is.


 
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You know in those "death by careless driving" cases when the motorist gets off lightly due to the jury thinking "could have been me"? That's what we're seeing here as regards a drug crime.

I'm not sure if you're suggesting that her jury was made up of pot smokers or that her supporters/those in favour of legalization of pot are smokers.

I don't smoke and still think the current legal status of cannabis is joke, and that reform of our drug laws should be a serious priority.


 
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You know in those "death by careless driving" cases when the motorist gets off lightly due to the jury thinking "could have been me"? That's what we're seeing here as regards a drug crime.

What, I am putting myself in the position of selling $100,000s of cannabis and setting up a dealer network - wow.

The point for me is that while it is illegal people have to break the law to supply it. Make alcohol illegal tomorrow (which is should be if cannabis is) and people would be breaking the law to supply that - possibly to you.


 
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Shouldn't she be on a Transition Smuggler?


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 7:18 pm
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Selling drugs is a less severe crime than stealing jokes ๐Ÿ™


 
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Oh bin dun?
I just scan read. Too eager to prove how kleverz I is.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 7:40 pm
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All this talk about her past is irrelevant as she was caught, tried, convicted and did the time she was given.


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 7:47 pm
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Looks like she's finished her run at the champs anyway, crashed and still placed 16th?

I don't really know the story with her past but I think she's well in her 40's, apparently not done much bike riding at all for years and she can roll up in her jeans and get down a top DH track within 30/40 seconds of the worlds elite. Pretty good IMO!


 
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Anyhow, Missy is a part of our early years for many of us - an unusual icon during our teenage years. A lass that we probably didn't fap over (a rare thing at that time) but was something of an icon in our biggest hobby (apart from fapping).

It's a lovely piece of nostaligia to see her back on the scene and doing fairly well, and with our advanced years and experience that brings, we can forgive one of our idols for mistakes she's made, because since we were introduced to her back then, we've all made plenty ourselves.


Maybe now I can wear my Vail '94 Volvo Cannondale hat with Missy's autograph on it without feeling a bit awkward.
And I still have my SuperVee with Rockshoks on, virtually identical to Missy's WC winning bike, that she signed for me after she won the downhill. ๐Ÿ˜€
Really glad she's managed to get herself straightened out, and is having a go at some serious racing again.
A real character, I've really not bothered much with following racing in recent years; I think I might start again. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 12/08/2015 10:05 pm