As I don't turn any colour other than death warmed up let me dream of what could have been.
Weirdo 😉
I have proper mountain biking tan (including paedo hand), sandle tan amd oakley tan.
No, you can't see you freak!
I've been put off the idea of cultivating a cyclist tan after seeing that picture of Rasmussen
think the Fausto Coppi one is better than Rasmussen's plus Coppi was way cooler than anyone since
for the first time in a long time I do have white hands and brown arms and white areas from my helmet straps, but I'm not going to take a photo of it.
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I'm sporting a rather nice brown line of tan from my upper ankle to just below my knee. Socks and knee pads and some rather warm Alps riding. 🙂
Fake Tan FTW 😉 😆
I'm like this but without the brown arms.
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As [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/duncanschwier/14244148690/in/set-72157645194146285/lightbox/ ]white[/url] as my compression top. What is this "tan" of which you speak? A fake tan is really not going to help me!
What tan lines?
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I still have my tan lines from wearing a t shirt by the pool on my first day of holiday last year which was exactly a year ago yesterday. Not sure how I've maintained them really.