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Been for beers, a curry, more beers and a lapdance
Am I an awful throwback to all that is bad about this country, or just an average guy out on the lash with his mates?
Posted : 02/11/2012 11:47 pm
Where did you vomit? ๐
Posted : 02/11/2012 11:48 pm
No kebab?
Posted : 02/11/2012 11:49 pm
Urinate in an alley? feel up the stripper then slap the bouncer as you're being thrown out and? no? then you've nothing to worry about.
Posted : 02/11/2012 11:54 pm
I'd have beers, curry, beers.... Lapdancing never really did anything for me.
I'd rather chat someone up and snog them while sharing a tray of chips... It's less of a business arrangement and more of a human contact thing.
Posted : 03/11/2012 12:00 am
To keep a record over the coming years of life in the Jockonabike household to share with my daughter so that she doesnโt miss out on any of the gory (and possibly embarrassing) details.
Posted : 03/11/2012 12:05 am
I'd rather chat someone up and snog them while sharing a tray of chips... It's less of a business arrangement and more of a human contact thing.
Ultimately, you'll pay less for the lapdance though... not that I'm cynical...
Posted : 03/11/2012 12:06 am
I'd rather chat someone up and snog them while sharing a tray of chips... It's less of a business arrangement and more of a human contact thing.
but where's the shame in that?
Posted : 03/11/2012 12:07 am
Typical Friday for me.
Posted : 03/11/2012 1:12 am