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It's ok Northwind, other words used in the consultancy room were "streched, tear, muscle, scar, leaking."
No rumpity-pumpity for a fortnight. I also had to tell my parents, my employers, my colleagues and the "banterful" receptionists [i]exactly[/i] what had happened.
Wee man's never been the same.
I saw a lad go head first into a hole in the ground about 3 ft deep 18 inches dia, full of water, he would have drowned if we we were not immeadiatly behind him and pulled him out by his feet, which was difficult as he was thrashing about trying to get out..
I borrowed someone's Tranny one nice day and
it threw me against a wall, breaking my penis.
Are we still talking about mountain biking? 😯
Knocked off my motorbike by a Cortina as a youngster.
Ended up flying through a plexiglass bus shelter, headfirst, into a group of concerned but startled pensioners.
Took out a frame of plexiglass and bust my kneecap on the alloy windowframe 😀
Stood up and pretended to be fine 'till the bus arrived, then sat down and cried whilst waiting for the ambulance.
Wrote off the Cortina, a new pair of 501 jeans and a perfectly decent Suzuki GP100.
Cheap polycarbonate lid split down the seam after hitting the bus shelter, but apart from the busted knee got away with a broken finger and some excellent bruises.
I miss motorbikes.
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i went to ride through a massive puddle (at full pelt) up on leith/pitch/holmbury area. any way i flipped over the bars totally drenched and had a right horrible ride (i was 14/15 YO and i was in a group of about 18 guys. Oh how they laughed at me)