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[Closed] Inspired by vid, here is my new death trap.

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A mate showed me this vid which instantly sparked my tiny brain into summoning up the boys for a 16" wheeled DH day at our favorite location. Top gear styled budget of £100 or beg, borrow, steal. Items from your shed are allowed but no shop sponsors (few mates work for Trek or bike shops)
Will we all be killed?
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Ebay £69
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Ebay full size bars and long seat post £18 Seat, pedals from shed. Cables from Adam. Cheers bud.
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Flipped it twice already 😳


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 9:50 pm
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Needs spds to be a proper deathtrap.


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 9:54 pm
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Brilliant - I can understand why you'd flip it!


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 9:55 pm
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Awesome! There's no two ways about it.


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 9:55 pm
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And my white shoes Stu? Cheers peeps. I loves it.


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 9:57 pm
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Like it, I haven't seen a BMX with 2 brakes for a long time!

We need some footage once this is rolling. Have you tried any micro flatland?


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 9:59 pm
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I'f your racing it you'll need your racing shoes. 8)


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:00 pm
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Ive just cleaned them Stu. Hopefully the DH day will be filmed. After polishing the rims the brakes are as effective as holding out an open crisp bag so if it goes a little past the wheelie balance point, it slips out from between you're cheeks like a bar of soap 😆
Oh and its not a bmx any more, its a micro DH rig 😉


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:03 pm
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Garden looks shonky in the first pic 😉


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:03 pm
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& Yes, we will all be killed & I've got further to fall 😳


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:04 pm
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Saw that vid the other day and after thinking it looked quite cool, my mind turned to thoughts of "now who do I actually know stupid enough to think it's actually a good idea when all is said and done"...

Case closed!

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Posted : 15/04/2012 10:05 pm
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Yes, shinsplint's garden does look shite 😆 he collected it for me X
Any excuse to mess with bikes Mark. I wonder if I could beat you down hill on your full size bike ❓ 😛


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:06 pm
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I has mowed it today ready for photo sesh with my new toy this week 😆


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:08 pm
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Hope you grouted and weeded those flags while you were at it. They'll attract the wrath of the garden police and no mistake. Original vid is ace, can't wait for yours!


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:31 pm
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I want my stickers back 🙁


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:49 pm
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Ha, no chance. Plastered all over it like a 11 year old would do. You can have the wooden cock n balls back if you like 😆


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:54 pm
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That is going to kill you. Don't blame us when you're dead.


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 10:55 pm
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Very low bottom bracket. Should be planted 😯


 
Posted : 15/04/2012 11:04 pm
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Extreme testing (in a field)
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Posted : 16/04/2012 1:58 pm
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ooh you've got the nathan rennies on too ! must be a dusty dry day ! 😆


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 6:53 pm
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suitable amour is a must if your going to do this sort of thing 😯

be safe is the motto my group has!


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 7:04 pm
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Yeah, here's a better look at my summer boot 😀
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Posted : 16/04/2012 7:13 pm
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the swede you are playing with the devil doing this sort of thing!

i fear it will be a sorry outcome for yourself


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 7:15 pm
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I wouldn't worry about TheSwede.
He's quite used of injuring himself for the amusement of others. 😀


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 7:22 pm
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fairhurst, I bet your party's are wild. We're not doing the Red Bull Rampage on them!
Stu, every day and in every way, I'm getting better and better. just like Frank Spencer 😉


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 7:33 pm
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Watch out for spectators

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Posted : 16/04/2012 7:39 pm
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fairhurst, I bet your party's are wild. We're not doing the Red Bull Rampage on them!

we have been known on the odd occasion to get wild yes.

Yours will not be a party doing what your doing on them bicycles!A&E is your destination.


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 8:13 pm
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wahhhhhhhh - riding my kids bikes has *always* been fun...


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 8:23 pm
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fairhurst
we have been known on the odd occasion to get wild yes.

Photocopying bums at work and keys in the bowl at home after a Bacardi breezer?
If I am killed, you can say I told you so. If It is a great day out, a bit of fun and no one is seriously heart, then you sir are an apprehensive, overanxious ass.


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 8:26 pm
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Fairhursts house, yesterday 😆
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:29 pm
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We certainly like to have a tipple or two yes indeed!

If I am killed, you can say I told you so. If It is a great day out, a bit of fun and no one is seriously heart, then you sir are an apprehensive, overanxious ass.

I do think of safety of the upmost importance in this dangerous sport,take care when you and your friends do this event as rather you than me...


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 8:33 pm
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fairhurst about to "drop in" 😆
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:36 pm
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fairhurst's party's
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:38 pm
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New Years Eve at Fairhurst's
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:42 pm
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Fairhurst's weekend in Whistler was going well
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:51 pm
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We certainly like to have a tipple or two yes indeed!

If I am killed, you can say I told you so. If It is a great day out, a bit of fun and no one is seriously heart, then you sir are an apprehensive, overanxious ass.

I do think of safety of the upmost importance in this dangerous sport,take care when you and your friends do this event as rather you than me...


Now I feel guilty. We will be careful. We are riding trails that we know very well and will be appropriately protected and blah blah blah
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:51 pm
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Quality thread!


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 8:54 pm
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Posted : 16/04/2012 8:56 pm
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Just take a look at this absolute disregard for safety. His father should taken that bike of him and had a nice safe game of scrabble or kerplunk in the house. Crazy ❗
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Posted : 16/04/2012 9:01 pm
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How did you get the stem on a threaded steerer? or is it a bodge?


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 9:04 pm
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The stem is an original part. Wedge type that drops into the fork steerer. I just removed the gyro and fitted full size bars into the existing stem. I'm struggling to set up the headset now though. Either too tight or comes loose after 2 mins.


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 9:08 pm
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Swede - why in that party pic, is a guy taking a dump in the corner of the room?


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 9:10 pm
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You know it'll end in tears!!

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Posted : 16/04/2012 9:16 pm
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Dave, ask fairhurst. It's one of his wild partys.
Brian lol, and that's the day before this happened 😀
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Posted : 16/04/2012 9:23 pm
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This looks fantastic. Your not anywhere near Birmingham are you? I would love to find some like minded idiots.


 
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:03 pm
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I have no idea who any of you crazy people are, but I salute your madness. Can't wait to see the video. Keep up the good work. The forum needs more nutters like you!


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 10:06 pm
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Me after last time I went riding with theswede 😆
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:16 pm
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I Ache, about 30 mins drive south of B'ham. You want in on the Micro DH day?
It was wet though Si. Still wet my panties thinking about you doing the belly slide 😆
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:18 pm
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(looks back up trail) "I bet that's the bollox in the dry !" 😆
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(looks back up trail) "I bet that's the bollox in the dry !"


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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:29 pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 10:30 pm
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This thread:

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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:31 pm
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shinsplints, theswede & other clansmen consider their tyre choice, in hindsight "That Baron upfront wasn't quite what I thought" 😆
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:34 pm
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theswede & clansmen struggled to clean swedes mrs' new block paving after the post-ride bike wash 😆
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:40 pm
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No budget left for new 16" rubber so I may try DIY snow studs. Don't fall off in front of me ffs.
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:42 pm
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Just ordered a copy of this & got it sent to yours. Can you do the same for me pweese ? 😀
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:49 pm
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Did you see those two bikers? The one was Clint Eastwood!
Clint Eastwood?
Yes Clint Eastwood, Very tall and asian!
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Posted : 16/04/2012 10:54 pm
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My first actual LOL on here for ages. That Predator/"the bollox in the dry" one is ace 😀


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 10:58 pm
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So where and when is this DH going to be held? (I'm thinking I can borrow / wreck my daughters bike 🙂 )


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 10:59 pm
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Thread closed. Disappears into the night!


 
Posted : 16/04/2012 11:13 pm
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The Swede - thank you for having a laugh at my expense.That is from a person who is covered in tattoo's i expect nothing else!
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Posted : 17/04/2012 8:46 am
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Covered in tattoos? I have three 😀
any way I'm just off out so do some burglaries, score some crack and kick a can around with my cherry red 21 hole DM's. Ingerland ingerland ingerland.


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 6:01 pm
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Is it arse crack you're going out to score?


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 6:09 pm
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Be round in ten Stu 😉


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 6:20 pm
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(cherry red 21 hole DM's)ooo the memories 😀


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 6:23 pm
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I'll get the goose grease out ready.


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 6:25 pm
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Surely the worst that can happen is that you'll forget the camera.
😉

I've got one of the kids discarded bikes in the shed, saved up for something similar one day. I might even drag it out soon on the strength of this thread.


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 6:25 pm
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Are we swimming the channel Stu or making love?


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 10:51 pm
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Don't be nasty to theswede. He's changed my life. See below. I had saved up to get a nice new custom blacksheep but spent the money on this instead. I want to be just like him 😆
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Who's my big tattooed Pussy face then. xxx


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 10:54 pm
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Miss you x 😆
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Love the Lego horse hair syrup. Whiskers need a trim though. Still hot. X


 
Posted : 17/04/2012 11:02 pm
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Meanwhile, round at fairhurst's...........
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Meanwhile, round at fairhurst's...........

I certainly am fortunate to surf the worldwide web at work that is for sure..


 
Posted : 18/04/2012 11:04 am