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[Closed] STW, may I present to you the ultimate trail tool!

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Pah! [url= http://www.wengerna.com/giant-knife-16999 ]That's not a knife... THIS is a knife!![/url]

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Weighing in at 1kg and possessing 87 implements and 141 functions, this bad boy could be yours for just USD$1400, what a bargain! Here's what you get for your money:

2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
Nail file
Nail cleaner
Corkscrew
Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
Removable screwdriver bit adapter
2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
Removable screwdiver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Double-cut wood saw with ruler
Chain rivet setter
Removable 5mm Allen wrench
Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips® head screws
Removable tool for adjusting spokes
10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
Removalbe 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
Patented locking screwdriver
Universal wrench
2.4" Springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
1.65" Clip point utility blade
Phillips® head screwdriver
2.5" Clip-point blade
Club face cleaner
2.4" Round tip blade
Patented locking screwdriver
Cap lifter
Can opener
Shoe spike wrench
Divot repair tool
4mm Allen wrench
2.5" Blade
Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
Double-cut wood saw with ruler
Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
12/20-Guage choke tube tool
Watch caseback opening tool
Snap shackle
Mineral crystal magnifier
Compass
Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
Telescopic pointer
Fish scaler
Hook disgorger
Line guide
Shortix laboratory key
Micro tool holder
Micro tool adapter
Micro scraper - straight
Micro scraper - curved
Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
Metal file
Metal saw
Flashlight
Micro tool holder
Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
Screwdriver 1.2mm
Screwdriver .8mm
Fine fork for watch spring bars
Reamer
Pin punch 1.2mm
Pin pinch .8mm
Round needle file
Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
Removable tool holder
Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
Flat Phillips head screwdriver
Chisel-point reamer
Mineral crystal magnifier
Small ruler
Extension tool
Sping-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
Removable screwdriver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Tire tread gauge
Fiber optic tool holder
Can opener
Patented locking screwdriver
Cap lifter
Wire stripper
Reamer
Awl
Toothpick
Tweezers
Key ring
Key ring


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:06 am
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I'm not reading all that, has it got a cheese grater?


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:27 am
 jedi
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that'll fit nice in your pocket


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:41 am
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that'll fit nice in your pocket

It doubles up as a spine protector.


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:44 am
 jedi
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pmsl@ jamie


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:46 am
 Pook
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how would you get any purchase on the blades? you'd have to grip it at both ends to work one of the knives in the middle.

Pfff.


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:49 am
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Useless..No tyre levers


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 8:54 am
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No compressor for all those tubeless chaps.


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 9:11 am
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Rubbish
This is the ultimate trail tool

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Does all that will(*), and more, and it looks like a hedgehog!

(*apart from repairing divots)


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 9:12 am
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It hasn't got the thing for getting stones out of horses hooves. Useless


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 9:25 am
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Just don't fall into deep water with it in your camel back, you'll never stay afloat.


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 1:18 pm
 LMT
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You can't build trails with that!


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 1:22 pm
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is it just me or does that look a little bit...you know... unwieldy?


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 1:23 pm
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Just you.


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 1:25 pm
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no 5mm Allen. Useless...


 
Posted : 27/10/2010 1:27 pm