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[Closed] I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but...

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...does anybody look at this bike (the new Marin Alchemist) and think it's not minging?

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Posted : 27/07/2009 5:40 pm
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It's a full suss. It has to be ugly, it's in the rules...


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 5:41 pm
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its a marin, it has to be ugly, its in the rules.....

(though it looks like a marin that dali had a hand in, that or its been crashed.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 5:55 pm
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hit with the ugly stick so much it bent


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 5:59 pm
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Crikey!


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:01 pm
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Prob looks quite good when you ride it as you'll be looking down at it through your beard...


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:05 pm
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Uglier than a Mojo, and that's a swamp donkey.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:09 pm
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yeah it was not blessed in the looks department, you could forgive it if it rode well, but there are so many good bikes now looks are important.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:11 pm
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Does it creak.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:12 pm
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I kinda like it, but I've always liked Marins.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:16 pm
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Looks like sputum stretched between two wheels.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:24 pm
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Yikes! I, usually, like Marins but that definately fell off the fugly tree


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:33 pm
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I'm not seeing something much worse than a Mojo or a Nomad, to be frank.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:35 pm
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Its fugly, but is it as fugly as the benchmark for these things?

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Posted : 27/07/2009 6:38 pm
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ I WANT THAT!!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:42 pm
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one of the ugliest ever, and doesnt it cost like 500 million hundred pounds or smthing??


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:42 pm
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Olly - Can you imagine the noise that would issue forth from the paperclip bike were you to hit a patch of gravel at speed. It'd almost be as bad as an Orange 5.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:45 pm
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to be fair that's not the worst looking bike ive seen but it does seem to have been inspired by the stringy cheese between two slices of freshly cut pizza.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:50 pm
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I've always liked Marins and I don't have a beard, but I would rather not be seen on that.

I think they are trying too hard now.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:52 pm
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Luckily, there's this monstrosity to make that Marin look rather good, actually.
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Posted : 27/07/2009 6:54 pm
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Looks like its been in an accident !!


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 6:56 pm
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surely that seatpost is too high!


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 7:05 pm
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I do know someone who owns a Jones thats normally run as an ss and has a Surly Endomorph 3.7 front tyre on it..............


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 7:07 pm
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Looks like a harp between two wheels! Hope this wasn't the last job of the new On-One designer!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 7:10 pm
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Yawns at the over priced chip eater.


 
Posted : 27/07/2009 7:25 pm
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Paying through the nose for some chips is one thing, selling your children into slavery in order to own the cycling equilivent of an Austin Allegro, but built by a bearded bushman with a fetish for bendy tubes rather than a bored Brummy filling time between strikes is quite another.


 
Posted : 28/07/2009 6:58 am
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LOL at the glove puppet.

I bet the Jones doesn't creak though.....


 
Posted : 28/07/2009 7:47 am