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[Closed] I could pretend this isn't a rant but it is... gnaaaarly enduro muppet

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You know old people with a tartan trolley and support stockings and a zimmer frame and a hearing aid and thick glasses and hairy warts and scotty dog and beige anoraks shoes out the back of the Daily Mail weekend magazine and that smell of wee and are always in the way?

That's you that is.

wow, i'm 20 years younger, just like that! #oldskoolcomedyphrases


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 11:03 pm
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I dislike people on my wheel as much as I dislike being on the wheel of another. In either situation I pull over and wait for some space.

Without wanting to sound like a hippy, I don't consider the bit of trail that I'm on as being my own, but I do consider the enjoyment of my own ride as being my down to me.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 1:46 am
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Stop riding so slowly?

You stop - he passes, both interrupted but both enjoy rest of run.

You don't stop (you're a dick), you stress for whole run, he has crap run riding at pace of old woman.

Pretty sure you're the dick here. Just to reiterate.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 2:37 am
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I've always made a point of actively asking anyone who catches me if they want to pass. A quick "do you and to squeeze by mate" makes it a pleasant, easy manoeuvre that I'm in control of but the other rider knows I'm aware.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 6:48 am
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I'd never "shout" to get past at a trail centre, I'd consider that pretty rude. Mostly if I come up behind someone slower I pull over for a bit and let them get ahead. If some one catches me, I just pull over, I wouldn't want to spoil both our enjoyment by holding them up


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 6:52 am
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Should have let the faster rider through - think of it like racing: if you're passing give a quick shout & a thanks after, but to hold someone up deliberately? Rather petty & selfish.

A bit like sitting in the outside lane & refusing to move back once you've completed you're overtaking manoeuvre...


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 7:46 am
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I will give it a couple of seconds and then ask if the person behind wants to go past. Then follow them! Nothing quite like following someone a bit faster to get you to realise that line x or line y is possible when you might have plumped for slower line z on your own.
This i do for racing as well as busy trails/trailcentres. i can't imagine it costs me more than a couple of seconds, which hopefully i get back pushing a bit harder chasing the faster rider and seeing that it is possible to ride this or that bit a bit quicker on this or that line. Then everybody's happy.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 8:03 am
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Posted : 19/07/2015 8:07 am
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I will give it a couple of seconds and then ask if the person behind wants to go past. Then follow them! Nothing quite like following someone a bit faster to get you to realise that line x or line y is possible when you might have plumped for slower line z on your own.

Sound advice, following a faster rider can be hugely beneficial.

Best motorcycle ride I ever had was following a mate who is a motorcycle paramedic and has completed the police motorcycle training course....ive never ridden so fast and yet so safely before, his forward vision and planning was awesome and his road positioning was perfect. I still try to remember as much of what I learnt that day and implement it into my riding still today.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 8:17 am
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How was he gnaaaarly? I see no gnar in this incedent.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 8:25 am
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I caught a slower group yesterday so backed off and gave them a gap. Out of nowhere 5 goobers on Halfords bikes (at least one of whom was sporting a baseball cap on backwards) pushed past me somewhat brusquely. So, more waiting and some indignation.

About an hour later I caught the goobers on a DH section and was feeling less charitable ......passed them like a Eurofighter passing some pigeons. Fair play to them, they all shouted encouragement, "go on lad" f***ing right" etc etc which was nice. Even the guy I berated for not wearing a helmet. All except the leader who heard his mate shouting, looked back, saw me and tried to pull away, pedaling furiously. Ahhhh the thrill of the hunt 😈


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 8:39 am
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You were both at a trail centre.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 8:42 am
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It's always easier to follow somebody, next time pull over then give chase and pile the pressure on, watch the mistakes begin... Or not


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:05 am
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I love that vid 🙂

Yep bad form for you not pulling over. I tend to pass lots of people at places like afan, very rare to meet some stubborn arse who won't move over. I don't call out immediately as I don't want to surprise or scare the person, if they call back, I tend to say "no rush, when it is safe, I'm having a rest" and then thank them as I go past.

I once had a guy completely refuse to let me past despite polite request and try to race me, on whites I think, quite clear he was on the edge of his abilities, so I let a little gap go and was rewarded to see said numpty go straight over the bars. he was ok. Was so close to saying he should have let me past.

And unless it is a proper steep fast section there is always a safe place to pass, you just stop pedalling and move over....


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:19 am
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You were both at a trail centre.

Well spotted Hora. The rest of us almost missed that key detail.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:26 am
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Op which trail centre was this? Degla?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:36 am
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You were both at a trail centre.
Well spotted Hora. The rest of us almost missed that key detail.

His point is still valid.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:57 am
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Quite.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:59 am
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Arse so I'm supposed to be watching for people coming from behind as well as in front..whilst still attempting not to crash ...... Now you tell me..,better get one of them little helmet mirrors.

I tend to pull over as I don't kid myself I have any riding ability other than luck and as said by others following a good riders very worthwhile..

DId have a funny experience where I came round a corner behind some new riders and one managed to slide off trail and another slid into a tree....made sure they were alright but was glad hadn't asked them to move over or would have felt I'd have caused the carnage...

Edit no I didn't force them off the track in my haste - I was well back.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 10:14 am
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My ride was ruined yesterday also. I was slowed down all the way down the bridleway off Grindleton Fell.
Bloody sheep


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 10:55 am
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Speed limits to be enforced at trail centres. Also a helmet traffic light system.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 10:56 am
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Like skiing should be simple

Responsibility is with the uphill rider - simple

Ditto, if you know someone is behind you and you are slowing them down, just pull over - basic manners

So chose between responsibility and manners. Nothing else required


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:05 am
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I once caught a rider at Cannock, and they shouted back "bl**dy hell mate, you on a 29er?" Laughed so hard i very nearly crashed! 😆


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:17 am
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I would never really shout at someone to get past, but would wait for them to pull over or if not just follow them down.

There is always somewhere to pull over at trail centres.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:21 am
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Quite, if I caught someone up on a trail I would just chill out and follow them down, if they let me past cool, if they didn't it is still cool.

I would be surprised if they built up some strange fantasy in their head that about enduro gnar warriors chasing them down the trails.

Maybe the op needs to find a hobby he enjoys, hard to believe someone who jumps so quickly into a seething rage at something so trivial is having fun.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:32 am
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Interesting responses, DT78's the ****tyest.

Anyone fgot a link to that video of the French? rider barging past folk on a downhill?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:38 am
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Show me the gnaaaaar.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:42 am
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This is simple case of being a decent person and/or 'trail management'.

There are always exceptions but.....don't set off on a section straight after some other person - then you are less likely to have an impact on yours or their section. Most sections at centres are fairly short so its hardly a hardship....why should someone have to pull over for you if they are focusing in on completing an important section to them?

Be tolerant.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 12:13 pm
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🙁 Am disappoint mine is'nt the ****tiest.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 12:17 pm
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.....don't set off on a section straight after some other person - then you are less likely to have an impact on yours or their section.

And without so much as a cursory glance, some bloke and his bird rides straight pass and straight down the stretch of trail you've been waiting to clear. 😈


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 12:53 pm
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'on your left mate'

or

'track'


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 1:03 pm
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His point is still valid.

It may be, but I've no idea what it is.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 1:08 pm
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As others have said, it's basic good manners to pull in and let the faster rider past.
It doesn't make you less manly, but holding someone up for ages makes you look like a bit of a weeman.

Yes, the person behind can wait and let a gap build up. I've done this once on a long TC descent (Golspie) but you wait for ages several times on a run, each time quickly catching the knobber who resolutely refuses to pull over.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 1:27 pm
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'on your left mate'

or

'track

If you shout 'track' at me you'll be in for the slowest ride of your life. 😉


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 5:42 pm
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We shouldnt feed Chakaping


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 6:03 pm
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[i]'track'[/i]

really? you'd actually shout that at some-one? At a trail centre? 😯


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 6:06 pm
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What colour were his shorts?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 6:12 pm
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****test? to anyone who lets me past (99.9% of non selfish riders) I say thanks and have a good ride, I hate to see what you think of me if I swore at them and suggested they should take up tiddlywinks. A few times I've had people chase me and catch me up when I wait for my mates at the gates. Tends to be a nice conversation about bikes, most are surprised a scott scale is that quick on rough stuff.

Only time I ever get vaguely ****y is when some knobbers trail dog zigzags all over the place and nearly gets caught in my wheel....different debate all together.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 7:06 pm
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Odd one this. I've been caught a few times on trails. Always let the guy (or gal) past. Just seems like common courtesy to me, I mean if they're a faster rider than me, good luck to them and as a couple of posters have pointed out earlier it can be quite educational to follow a better rider down a trail.

If I catch someone up (happens occasionally!) I let them know I'm there and yes, I'd hope that they'd have the courtesy to pull over and let me pass.

So I guess I'm on the side of not really understanding what the OP's issue is. Sorry to say it, but with his behaviour on the trail and the way he worded his post, I'm not convinced he'd be the biggest bundle of laughs in the post-ride pub either...


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 7:20 pm
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Always treated it like track days, if somebody appears behind you that wasn't there before, then they are much faster and get out of their way. Unless the rider behind has a silent free hub from the 90's it's not hard to tell. Even in the Mega other riders hear you behind and let you past. Not saying it's all a race but why hold somebody up?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 7:57 pm
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Someone catches you up, get the **** out the way sharpish. Simple.

Thread closed.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 9:56 pm
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If I catch someone, I generally just ask nicely if I can pass. I don't expect them to get out of the way "sharpish" but when it's safe for them to do so. I say thanks when they do (and 99% do).

What does piss me off is when you're at the start of a bit of trail waiting so that you can give someone some space and some dickhead plows through with saying anything.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 10:01 pm
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There was once on here a video posted from New Zealand where a rider got held up by a slower rider , got past him then took a slightly longer route and ended up back behind him . When they got to the bottom he gave the rider in front some abuse and promptly got filled in . Tried to find it but it seems to have disappeared now .


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 10:58 pm
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This one?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:06 pm
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I got as far as reading AIBU (whatever that means) then immediately decided you were in the wrong without reading the rest of it 😉

Not even being able to write something down properly explains why you have communication issues in the real world 😆


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 11:14 pm
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