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Cruising through town with the GF on the Bullit. Rolling along behind a tram. Some cat comes up behind me, over takes and has to floor to get past me (I'm rolling at ~35kmh) it as there is an on coming car. He gets in front and then brake checks me causing me to slam on the brakes. I catch up with him at the lights about 30m further on. Tap on his window wanting to ask him what he was thinking /gained from his action. He ignores me, pretending to sort something in the passenger seat.
And then he takes some wrappers and throws them out of his own window.....!
At this point my blood pressure jumped. Kicked down the kickstand, went around to the drivers side and picked up the wrappers and chucked them back through the window into his face. Very nearly chinned him, too.... Was ****ing seething. Legs shaking.
Fortunately the GF was there. She's already seen me be run over when Petra didn't like the fact that we were riding 1,5m from the parked cars.
Biergarten. FFS. Some right merchants about!
Kickstand? 🤔
Edit - Oh, motorcycle. Carry on.
Kickstand.... Bullitt cargo bike... 😁
Oh. 😂
Anyway, bloody knobbers as far as the eye can see 😡
Cool story bro. You sound hard-as-****.
A Bullit 125? LOL........
What you think you look like.......
What you actually look like.......
Some cat comes up behind me
I read it in Jimi Hendrix's voice
The cat bit completely confused me. I assumed it wasn't a domestic moggy and something like a jaguar?
Mind you, this is Saturday so I'm not convinced it wasn't some drug-induced fantasy.
Fortunately the GF was there
Was she horny afterwards watching the machoness?
Bullitt cargo bike!
These 'must get in front' moves are the absolute worst. They are incredibly unsafe and utterly pointless.
I lost it a couple of months ago when someone did the same thing to me and I started a thread about it here. I couldn't understand why I lost it because I haven't raised my voice on the road in over ten years. After I described it here I realised it was because I was taken by surprise.
I've actually gotten to the point now where I can tell if a stupid overtake is coming by the sound of the engine as they come up behind me. In this case I was stuck behind a lorry so I couldn't hear the stupid bitch and the first sign I got was when I saw her pull along beside me and start squeezing me into the kerb at 40km/hr.
The most telling thing about drivers attitudes was the people on the thread who don't ride in traffic regularly couldn't see what was so bad. They literally had no idea just how dangerous these kinds of passes are.
Not sure if there's any solution except to wait for self driving cars.
What everyone else said, but especially:
Was she horny afterwards watching the machoness?
Saw the Bullitt reference & expected a tale of a Mustang vs Charger. Is disappointed!
Had one yesterday at a roundabout. Three lanes, left hand lane goes left and straight, other two lanes go straight over or further around, I'm in left hand land going straight and van in middle lane half overtakes me then tries to change turn while level with me, he got some strongly worded advice from me and the driver behind him as he slammed on the brakes then vanished off quickly.
@alpin You should have just given him the finger (I think most of it is on the floor under your sander 🙂 )
You know full well giving someone the finger in the Vaterland can land you in court with a hefty fine....
And my finger nail, or rather what is missing, is mostly dust.
Almost as bad as driving over the speed limit and whinging of a ticket
🙄
Or getting caught driving under the influence...
My blood pressure jumped. I kicked down the kickstand, went around to the drivers side and...
This would be a brilliant start to a short story.
Some cat comes up behind me
Sorry to hear you have cat aids of the bad kind
Car, not cat.... 😁 Predictive text... Gggrrrrr
This would be a brilliant start to a short story.
My blood pressure jumped. I kicked down the kickstand, went around to the drivers side and reached through the open window to place my mangled hand upon his weathered manliness. 'you've been naughty' I whispered between chastened gasps. 'I know' he replied while ejaculating more filth from the small opening to land seductively at my feet. 'pick it up' he said, 'slowly'.....
Isn’t that what Abus bike locks were designed for?
Sorry, old bike-courier attitude bleeding through.