Incredible.
>goes to shed, saws bikes into little bits<
Yes. We've done it. But who cares. It's great.
not enough sequins and her bike is too firmly bolted together
its also not black and white enough
No, but:
It turns out that it is not only an actual cycling discipline (I didn't know that) but that she is actually rather good at it (well, we knew that bit):
"Five-time Champion of the Czech Republic, six-time Champion of Slovakia, Runner-up at the 2011 European Championship, bronze medallist at the 2014 World Championship in Brno and Runner-up at the 2015 JOHOR MALAYSIA World Championship"
And given that when you are that good you should actually get a name check - she is [url= http://www.nicole-frybortova.com/en/o-me ]Nicole Frýbortová[/url]. I've seen the video before but it is still incredible
That's pretty spectacular.......... A reverse 1 footed wheelie..............
In fact it was all pretty spectacular,