[i]"I had a slightly unusual experience. When I was part way round FtD, a chap asked me for directions back to the Birches Valley Visitor Centre. I pointed him in the general direction. He then proceeded to tell me that he worked for DEFRA and had been looking for snakes and asked me if I had seen any snakes. He then asked me if I wanted to see a Grass Snake and before I could say, no not really. He produced an 18 inch long Grass Snake. I am not into snakes and found it a bit uncomfortable that close. Needless to say, when he asked me to stroke it, I declined."[/i]
Classic 😆
is this a euphemism / flasher thing?.. or just a snake?
Which mate is this?
i think he may be crying out for help in as subtle a way as possible?
"a defra man showed me his willy and im scarred for life, it was HUGE"
[i]"a defra man showed me his willy and im scarred for life, it was HUGE" [/i]
Huge? I thought he said it was 18 inches.
Olly - it was SG lol.
wooo getting flashback to binners and the chorlton water park thread (or was it hora....one in the same i reckon :))