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[Closed] Getting air....an idiots guide.

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Today's top tip. Don't go for a bit of air on the barden moor descent if you are a useless xc mincer like me. Especially if you're too shit to land in the huge doubletrack beyond. It will smart a bit when you catch the rut edge and go down at 25mph.

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Posted : 16/06/2015 1:54 pm
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Ouch! Get well soon and thanks for the top tip. Duly noted.

I'll add another one (from a while back admittedly)

When jumping, don't decide you're going to do a X-up but then chicken out when you actually leave the ground but then decide that you really should do it, just as you've reached the highest point without enough time to X-up and then straighten up...

I call it a cross-down... It hurts.


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 1:57 pm
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Ouch!

Hope there's not too much damage.

I rode over there on Saturday and nearly lost it on the first sharp right hander which was a bit looser than I'd bargained for. I was in full mince mode as well ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 1:58 pm
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Just a big flappy hole that needs cleaning out and dressing. Blood was fairly impressive, ride back to town a bit of a tooth gritter too. Just pissed off because it's june, I'm finally getting over a lung problem and frankly its embarrassing!


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 2:04 pm
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Never underestimate the hurt to be caused by recent recovery and an excess of enthusiasm. GWS.


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 2:21 pm
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Just be thankful that you didn't find and fall off in the one muddy bit of the entire ride and then have to ride through town ๐Ÿ˜ณ At least it must have looked like you'd been in the wars not auditioning for some dodgy mud wrestling comp!


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 2:24 pm
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**** that hurt. He attacked it with a brillo pad.


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 2:49 pm
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Funny, it sounds like I did something similar a few months back (kitty litter on the trail, much slippier than I expected, hit my knee on a rock...). They gave it a good scrub as you're getting and told me it'd really hurt. It didn't. Not a bit. I reckon I've banged my knees so many times, the nerves are all dead...

Still that doesn't help your pain ๐Ÿ˜‰ Sorry...


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 2:59 pm
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Can't believe no one has suggested a skills day
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Heal fast!


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 3:27 pm
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Time to keep my wheels on the ground on near-pancake flat doubletrack, more like. I could try Ed Oxley's 'Stop Showboating' session, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜€

EDIT: I also can't believe no-one briefly suggested a skills day, then rephrased it more kindly for the unfortunate prat of an OP...


 
Posted : 16/06/2015 3:30 pm