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Riding home as usual tonight when a Merc what ever decides its ok to shove me out of the way so it can squeeze past. Obviously i had to stick up for myself and slapped his mirror, usual sign language follows, he stops and squares up to me. Unfortunately, in his haste to teach me a lesson he left the handbrake off on said Merc, shame the road was more or less level.
I did point out that his car was rolling towards him and he was perhaps best to put his handbrake on and then try again.
Think i spoiled his second attempt at intimidation by laughing at him and pointing out his obvious lack of driving skills.
Nice! I once got cut up by an arse who then leaned out of his window to shout for me to 'look where you're going' whilst he drove into the car in front of him. How I laughed at him as I cycled away.
I saw a similar one in London once on Bond Street.
Bloke in tiny car got out to shout at a bloke in front of him in a big Merc 4x4 and ended up kicking the side of the Merc so the Merc driver got out to have a go at the bloke but left his car in drive (with his kids and wife inside). Was hilarious as it drove forward straight into an M3 infront of him in traffic. The gansta looking black man who got out the beamer looked less than impressed and the Merc driver was horrified when he noticed what just happened but the chap in the little car found it all very amusing.
Glad i only ever have manual cars....
Today a guy at my child's nursery learned that it's best to be able to do power slides competently before trying a power slide in the snow.... Slid the thing into a wall.