[Closed] French Juan

Does he have a string of garlic around his neck and a strippy-shirt on?

i'll be down in 5 with a big sack and a cricket bat

He has a stripey jumper

he did buy us coffee and croissants to be fair to him, he is now working wrapping parcels. A rare sight, a non striking Frenchman.

wait til you refuse him a 30 minute mid-morning break

is he the new work experience boy? if so - watch out as the French strike at the drop of a hat!

Feed him roast beef for lunch with South African wine, Welsh lamb for tea with Chilean wine, that will sort him.

Just so you know... he has a blackbelt in judo ❗

has a blackbelt in judo

So hes a professional cuddler.
Isn't he also a professional wooer of the ladies?

LOL about the French-strike comment

I always thought he was very striking 😉

Just so you know... he has a blackbelt in judo

Is that why he's wrapping parcels? Good paper folding skills?

Hes Mr Miyagi. Origami and waxing expert.

I always thought he was a bit of a cock 🙂

He's stopping over here for a couple of days and I'm on nights so MrsFC is in charge of entertainment!

'entertainment'............while you're on nights! Is that what it's called. 😕

What entertainiment is that? 😛 (Beat me to it Jock lol)

Get him to teach you some Francais?

MrFC, hes probably one of those gaellic charming stereo-types 😯

He's sitting right next to me as I type this! 8)

Sounds like he's kidnapped you. Are you being held under duress?

Show him the workshop grease gun, if he's truly french his arms will be above his head in a microsecond.

Yoo Hoooo Juan - how are you enjoying Ulverstonia ;-D

is Foxy hung over after her session last night?!

I always thought he was a bit of a cock

He is 🙂

*waves at Juan*
i'm looking forward to my hug and continental kissy kiss greeting at BBB

Oi you, next time, there will be no croissnat and no help in packing. I'll spend the whole time getting your mechanics into striking for a new workshop and a pay rise... :devil:

Now about this white frame you have in the shop 😀