A man is standing on the bathroom scales desperately sucking in his stomach. ‘That’s not going to help,’ says his wife. ‘Yes, it will,’ replies the man. ‘It’s the only way I can see the numbers.’
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Trouble seducing a fat girl? It's a piece of cake.
**TRUE STORY**
Went to uni with a fella called Phil Pye
Told me his parents were called Kate and Sidney
^^ don't get that...? 😕
steak n kidney?
Steak and Kidney
A Kate and Sidney pie......
Took me a while
A Kate and Sidney pie......Took me a while
I average about two and a half minutes (but there has to be ketchup)
shermer75 - Member
A Kate and Sidney pie......
Took me a whileI average about two and a half minutes (but there has to be ketchup)
😆
Go to be the HP brown for me.
An op called ton doing a fat bloke of the day joke... in fact a whole series of fat bloke jokes...that's quite amusing in itself 😆
it is, isn't it........ 🙄
I was at college with a girl whose surname was Kitcat. She changed it by deed poll have way through her PGCE year. You can imagine...
I hope it wasn't to Miss Chocolate-Fingers.
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said , 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment'
I replied, You've got perfect eyesight.