"Of his new cycling habits, Simon said: 'I've been told to exercise more, Cycling’s quite boring so I decided to buy an electric bike and they’re literally addictive.
welcome Simon 🙂
literally addictive.
Bellend
!!! ****Cycling’s quite boring
Simon Cowell having an e-bike is about a good reason you need not to get one!
😈
literally addictive
He should try smack
E-bikes are like crack, it makes you smile but everyone thinks you're a ****.
Maybe he saw one with Boost hubs and thought that, combined with the battery, meant that it could be used as a defibrillator...
I've been told to exercise more, Cycling’s quite boring so I decided to buy an electric bike
So much wrong in one short quote
Junkyard - lazarusSo much wrong in one short person.
Glass houses dude glass houses
Very funny though to be fair
🙂
I'm only little on the outside.
I for one accept our new cycling overlord
Welcome Simon, what's your views on helmets?
So long as it doesn't turn into another "telly for the great unwashed" format, Where Simon hands out withering critiques to narcissist trail warriors...
[I]"36 year old Troy from Essex really wants to go through to the next round his Nan's cat just died and it was tiddles dream to see Troy really succeed...
Sadly while Simon 'likes him' and thinks He's got a 'great personality' his Troy Lee PJs don't match his bikes colourway, and his Roof rack mounting was sloppy at best... So it's a no unfortunately... <Louis does his sad face> <Sharon does her unreadable Botoxed face> Troy's Journey is over... [/i]
He shouldn't have tried to ride it down the stairs on the first day, though. Anyone on here would have told him about the limitations of e-bikes when you point them downhill. 🙂
cookeaa - Member
So long as it doesn't turn into another "telly for the great unwashed" format, Where Simon hands out withering critiques to narcissist trail warriors..."36 year old Troy from Essex really wants to go through to the next round his Nan's cat just died and it was tiddles dream to see Troy really succeed...
Sadly while Simon 'likes him' and thinks He's got a 'great personality' his Troy Lee PJs don't match his bikes colourway, and his Roof rack mounting was sloppy at best... So it's a no unfortunately... <Louis does his sad face> <Sharon does her unreadable Botoxed face> Troy's Journey is over...
Hahaha cool story bro.
But regarding the OP, it shows the type of person who buy an e-bike..
But regarding the OP, it shows the type of person who buy an e-bike..
Very successful and famous multi millionaire types you mean? I fit right in 🙂
@ds3Carbon
"But regarding the OP, it shows the type of person who buy an e-bike"
what does that mean ??
Lester - Member
@ds3Carbon"But regarding the OP, it shows the type of person who buy an e-bike"
what does that mean ??
Have a think about it for a bit
have a think about it for a bit?
maybe i did that before i posted
But regarding the OP, it shows the type of person who buy an e-bike..
Nice generalisation there, here's another one for you
Those who pass derisionary judgements with regard to choices made by others are dicks.
May be true...may not be true
I was not sure if D3carbon was insulting me or not, but i re-read my opening post and whereas i meant it to be tongue in cheek, i can see that it might have come across as a genuine welcome to Simon.
That however does not excuse D3carbon`s ill informed comment about me. still that might say more about him than it does about me.
I also have no comment to make about Simon Cowell`s choices, it would seem he has made the right choices so far?
So long as it doesn't turn into another "telly for the great unwashed" format, Where Simon hands out withering critiques to narcissist trail warriors...
Oooo I don't know. There's a fair few delusional epic shredders who could do with a public reality check dressing down. Maybe not from that arse grape Cowell though.
I was not sure if D3carbon was insulting me or not, but i re-read my opening post and whereas i meant it to be tongue in cheek, i can see that it might have come across as a genuine welcome to Simon.
That however does not excuse D3carbon`s ill informed comment about me. still that might say more about him than it does about me
Wasn’t having a dig at you personally. OP = Original Post. ie. the story.
sorry D3, i thought OP usually meant original poster, no harm done 🙂
martinhutch - Member
He shouldn't have tried to ride it down the stairs on the first day, though. Anyone on here would have told him about the limitations of e-bikes when you point them downhill.
And what might they be?
Funny, I thought Simon Cowell was a dick* before he bought any eBikes. My opinion of him hasn't changed in the slightest following this news.
(*slightly stronger wording required)
How much would you pay to see him case the Hardline road gap?
"Go on Simon, you're what this massive precipice was created to discover"