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Having received mild chastisement for my use of 'Quiver', which I freely use for my snowboards, it got me wondering what the correct collective noun is.

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Posted : 07/06/2010 1:12 pm
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having had similar castigation for stable, I now go with 'shed'


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:14 pm
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What should I call mine? There's five of them, but I don't have a shed.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:15 pm
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A Fleet would seem a fitting collective noun for bikes...
...in my opinion.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:16 pm
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An overdraft of bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:18 pm
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selection/few ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:22 pm
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A Pride of Bikes

or possibly

A fettle of bikes


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:37 pm
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my bikes
our bikes
your bikes
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Posted : 07/06/2010 1:42 pm
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A chain...


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:45 pm
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An overdraft of bikes

I like your thinking. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:47 pm
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A spin of


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:49 pm
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How about 'a crank of bikes'?
Maybe that'd be better for a collection of those that use 'em - a crank of riders.

A ride of bikes?

A stay of bikes?

A mount of bikes?

A straddle of bikes?

I gotta log off now.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:55 pm
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some bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 1:56 pm
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I LOLed at "quiver" - it's the association with the skill and heroism of an archer that I just can't fit with the overweight desk-jockey keyboard-warrior.

"fleet" as in "Fleet of carpark battleships" would be my (now) second choice.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 2:12 pm
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I'm liking "crank" or "straddle"

A [b]stoke[/b] of bikes? A [b]gnarl[/b]?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 2:34 pm
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Always been [b]fleet[/b]for me, but I do like the [b]Overdraft[/b] suggestion. It wouldn't really apply to my collection of mongrels but how about a [b]Bling[/b].


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 2:37 pm
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What is wrong with just calling it a collection of bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 2:38 pm
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...Hareem


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:43 pm
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What is wrong with just calling it a collection of bikes?

Nothing, it's just prosaic, tedious and unimaginative when there are so [i]many[/i] slightly camp collective nouns you could use instead. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:44 pm
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A gaggle?

A posse?

A tangle?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:44 pm
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These days? A theft of bikes.....


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:51 pm
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A 'rust' of bikes.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:53 pm
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These days? A theft of bikes...

a haul of bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:53 pm
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A crash of bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 3:59 pm
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A rattle of bikes.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 4:04 pm
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These are all taken...
A gaggle? of girls on a hen night

A posse? of blokes on a stag night

A tangle? of swingers


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 4:05 pm
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A boutique of bikes.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 5:12 pm
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A shed/garage* of bikes.

*Delete as appropriate.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 5:13 pm
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A rush of bikes


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 5:34 pm
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Post-ironic, slightly ****y collective nouns for bikes. Don't think I can top "quiver", to be honest. ๐Ÿ˜•

What about:

A suite?

A 'plex?

A pod?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 5:48 pm
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A mangle


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 6:05 pm
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A stable


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 6:06 pm
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metal gang bang.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 6:56 pm
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Pair ๐Ÿ˜‰ and that's still one too many.


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:00 pm
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A load of bikes?

Some bikes?

or even... Bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:02 pm
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How about a:

Mince
Wiggle
Plethora
Niche
Jey
Crud
Gnarrrrrr

There you go....


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:12 pm
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a hoon of bikes


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:15 pm
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A tranche of bikes


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:19 pm
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Bunch?
Hoard?
Niche?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:24 pm
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Based on my riding abilities and the mess in my garage I think my collection of bikes is a "stack"


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:33 pm
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Great Thread ! ๐Ÿ™‚

So far, I like:

[i] A Pod [/i]

or

[i] A Fleet [/i]

[i]An Overdraft of bikes [/i]

Made me laugh.
๐Ÿ˜€

Cheers.

Luminous


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 7:45 pm
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A shop of bikes or embarrasment of bikes


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 8:00 pm
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A mid-life of bikes?


 
Posted : 07/06/2010 8:06 pm