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[Closed] Bruni crash looks like CGI

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Boing!


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 8:22 pm
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Physics like a free BMX game on your phone.


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 8:31 pm
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Lucky man... a bit like riding a mechanical bull that's hooked up to a death slide over an assortment of broken bottles, barbed wire, sharks, alligators and rattle snakes, only to land on a bean bag, with your conveniently placed pipe and slippers at the ready!


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 8:39 pm
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All he needed was a wicker handlebar basket with an E.T. doll inside and it would have been the perfect recreation of the famous movie scene.


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 9:06 pm
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That could have been horrendous. Glad he's still fit and in the race.


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 9:16 pm
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So that secret button was actually for an ejector seat.


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 9:27 pm
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Man alive. Glad he’s ok


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 9:59 pm
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All he needed was a wicker handlebar basket with an E.T. doll inside

Please someone do this,


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 11:06 pm
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Surely an entry into Friday Fails..


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 11:21 pm
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Surely an entry into Friday Fails..

It could have been so much worse I want to put it in Sunday saves


 
Posted : 27/08/2021 11:58 pm
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So glad he walked away from that. And Brook from his big off. Not been enjoying watching Roger learn to walk again.


 
Posted : 28/08/2021 12:07 am
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Please someone do this,

Bit crap due to the quality and angle of the available images, and the fact it's late on Friday and I can't be arsed to plug in in a mouse or graphics tablet so touchpad it is, but your wish...

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Posted : 28/08/2021 12:40 am
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Looks like being clipped in saved him, if he ran flats he probably would've needed airlifting out of there, that looked freaky af.


 
Posted : 28/08/2021 11:13 am
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Looks like being clipped in saved him, if he ran flats he probably would’ve needed airlifting out of there, that looked freaky af.

Doubt it, i think his front wheel hitting that upslope at the end helped as it got the back end going down and front going up, if that hadn't happened he'd have been OTB at speed, sometimes you get lucky, but he's also got the skills to get to that point where luck helped.


 
Posted : 28/08/2021 11:19 am
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Those mallets definitely played a part in saving his bacon, that's why it looked so mental like he was glued to the bike.
I'm looking forward to Cathro's slo mo analysis.


 
Posted : 28/08/2021 11:49 am
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I love this sort of buggy ragdoll physics, but probably he should check his version of reality for updates and patches


 
Posted : 28/08/2021 5:49 pm
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He's either a genius with balls of steel or just a passenger that got super lucky, either way he lives up to his Super Bruni name and has the best forearms in the business.


 
Posted : 28/08/2021 7:28 pm