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[url= http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/introducing-the-essax-shark-saddle/016055 ]Er, erm, no thanks...[/url]
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In white as well.... Just silly.
DrP
Inspired by Concorde?
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I wonder if they'll sell one
might give a bit of a reminder for those who sit off-centre 😯
(wonder if it'd sort out my farmers)
Tell you what those shoes are lovely.
If they were laceups...
Give it the benefit of the doubt for a second and assume its not ridiculously uncomfortable and actually did mean a more 'even distribution of weight' and nicer, erm, 'ride'. You still wouldn't be able to lift yourself off it in polite company!
Make sure you use wipes!!!!
The furst no feet bunny hops are just days away.
Does it make your farts whistle?
[url= http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/infinity-n-series-full-cutout-saddles-now-shipping-and-they-still-look-bonkers-45956/ ]This one[/url] looks much more comfortable IMO. 😆
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Naked turbo training - I kinda like it 😀
That is going to create a nice wear spot on your Lycra...
But it doesn't say if it's a men's specific saddle, does it? 8)
Do you need special shorts to accommodate?
This is the bit I like from the website
How to place?
Before purchasing please consult a professional first for a pre biomechanical study. Therefore, it is a seat that it is not sold; it is prescribed.
That stitching up the back may chafe a bit--
Prescription saddle? What on earth for? farmer giles?
I can feel my chalfonts protesting just at the thought of it.
one word
WHY?????
The only way is Essax
WHY ?
Could it be for a time-trialler who wants to stay absolutely in the optimum position ? Tony Martin tried grip tape on his saddle to avoid slipping around, but the results weren't too good - [url= http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/sandpaper-saddle-injury-adds-to-pain-of-tony-martins-world-championships-defeat-192829 ]ouch[/url]
WHY ?
It is one way of getting rid of your clingons.
You know what they can do with that saddle? Shove right it up their...
...there's room for a couple of batteries and a vibration device in that fin!
Thanks for sharing that link to a picture of Tony Martin's red raw arse, I've been looking for one of those for a while now.
It's all about the biomechanicals don'tcha know.
Saddle complete with butt plug!! Yikes not for me thanks - although at least you wold know if you're nice and centred in the bike!!
butt plug
more of a buttock splayer really.
:-S