[Closed] Attention- Girl commuting into Manchester this morning

that was me you tease!

Most people on here seem to think that is the only way to come across!

You came across a girl commuting into Manchester? Surely that's worse than spitting!

I'm intrigued....

I came across her (sheesh innuendo) further up but I always cycle down a backroad route avoiding the dangerous Chester road/dual carriageway past Man Utd intown. My route is slightly longer but as she pulled alongside further down I mentioned that her route was more dangerous. Sheesh it does read condescendingly as well.

no it doesn't. Seems to me like you were giving her some helpful advice...?

so you were suggesting that she follow you down a back road which is out of her way?

sounds like another restraining order Hora!

Backdoor? Thankfully I dont suffer from sexual Tourettes otherwise I could have been slapped 🙄

Thread, useless, pics, etc.

What kind of bike was she on?

What kind of bike was she on?

One of these,

[img] [/img]

Don't worry, i'm sure she'll avoid meeting you completely from now on.

A mountain bike (dark grey?) aluminum but dont know the brand. She was cute mind (auburn-hair). I guess I made the comment as I was one of the first on the scene of a motorbike/car accident at the bottom of the dual carriageway on Sat 🙁

****ing hell, how unlucky was that motorbiker/car driver?

You manage to pull yourself out from under/inside a crumpled car and the first thing you see is the face of a composite of every identifit ever showed on Crimewatch grinning at you. I bet that ambulance couldn't have arrived soon enough.

"I don't care if the only hospital available has a rampant bout of MRSA spreading through it, just get me away from him."

3 lanes converge into two (dual carriageway)- motorcyclist on a big (scrambler name 06 reg bike?) was at the lights feeding in to the dual carriage way and was taken off at about 40mph in a sideswipe motion. It was pre-Man U/Liverpool match traffic with everyone in a big rush to get the couple of miles upto the ground. I picked up the bike to turn off the engine (ignition down the lefthandside of the bike for some reason)- no I didnt think of the kill switch as the bars were mangled/twisted right round and smashed in. Then as it was pissing oil/fluids everywhere and in a dangerous position me and a bus driver dragged it out of the way. I remember giving the bike keys to the bikers fellow rider (he gave me a puzzled look). Funnily, NO ONE pulled over to stop in their rush and I stood trying to deflect traffic whilst a good lady, bus driver and fellow rider attended to the fallen rider.
Everyone in the bus drivers bus was gawping out. As soon as a TAU(?) Police van arrived, I legged it on my bike. Called Casualty yesterday and the biker is expected to make a full recovery though 🙂

This is outrageous hora. Please add some sort of moral dilemma so everyone can get angry...

[i]moral dilemma[/i]

The motorcyclist seemed to be wearing his sisters jeans and had a fixie badge on his helmet. I refused to help at this point?

Thankfully I dont suffer from sexual Tourettes otherwise I could have been slapped

You shooduv been slapped anyway. Just for being you. A 'pre-emptive' strike, as it were.

Was that the Man U/Liverpool match which ended with a 4-1 victory for the visitors from Merseyside, by any chance?

So, was this gallant attempt to ensure the young lady's safety motivated by a desire to do something to her involving flash grenades and abseiling in through her back doors? Or are you only now realising that you missed an opportunity to send a SWAT team of hora loving in to put her in a bodybag?

🙂

It was. Gawd I hate football.

BigDummy - For some reason I've got an image now hammered into my head of Hora being the guy stuck on the rope during the Iranian Embassy Siege trying to get out the way of flames curing up from some woman's backside.

That is pretty much the image I have of a hora seduction also. Of course, the woman is Margaret Thatcher, and she is so ruined that she has to hobble to the taxi on crutches.

😀

I've heard he uses Thermite during foreplay.

Might that hasten her long-overdue end?

Hmm, it's an idea, certainly.

Hora?

[i]Of course, the woman is Margaret Thatcher, and she is so ruined that she has to hobble to the taxi on crutches.[/i]

I can't believe you remembered that line!! 😆

Shock and awe is where its at 🙄

Although, I think her legs would fall off if you did that to Thatch' 😯