Fresh Goods Friday 724: The Elastomeric Edition

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Welcome one and all to this week’s Fresh Goods Friday, so much better than Old News Monday. This edition brings you full circle.

All will be revealed. On with the show!

Danny Elfman’s former life

Bontrager G-Spike Team Issue Tyre

‘Tis the season. The Season Of Spike. Mud spike tyres that is. Not all folk’s terrain/riding is suited to spikes but if your muck is wet and soft and steep and camber, spikes are a joy. These specific tyres we have here, were requested after Trek’s racing performances at the recent Loudenvielle enduro and downhill mudbaths. Hattie Harnden and Reece Wilson respectively put down great performances and both were seemingly running Bontrager G-Spikes. As with a lot of spikes they’re relatively tall casing but they’re not as narrow as, say, a Maxxis Wet Scream. The G-Spikes kinda look like a Spoecialized Hillbilly (or Maxxis High Roller 3?) on steroids. Not light. Not subtle. Laugh out loud capable though.

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Fresh Goods Friday 724: D’Movie

The final frontier?

Columbia Arctic Crest Women’s Jacket

Strictly speaking this is designed with hiking in mind, but this cosy down jacket would be great after a chilly ride. With responsible down (it’s terrible when irresponsible down lowers the tone of your neighbourhood, right?), drizzle-proof outer and Omni-Heat Arctic liner, this is one toasty jacket. Omni-Heat Arctic is apparently inspired by how polar bears stay warm, with this insulation system absorbing solar heat for ‘advanced, high-efficiency warmth in cold conditions’. It packs down neatly into its own pocket, and is available in a men’s cut as well as this women’s option.

Skinners 2.0 Compression… Shoes?

  • Price: £62.90
  • From: Wildbounds
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The official word is that ‘Skinners serve as a portable yet protective solution that respects and adapts to the needs of your feet. Liberated of the bulk, restriction and weight of regular shoes and with a generous toe box, Skinners allow the tendons and muscles in the feet to be activated, providing a natural and grounding feel and second skin sensation. Lightweight, functional and sustainably made in Europe’. We say they’re like shoes from the future, or socks from space. Very Star Trek. Hannah has barely taken them off since they arrived. Beam her up.

Polar Vantage V3 Premium Multisport GPS Watch

  • Price: £519
  • From: Polar
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This watch has more functions than a Star Trek transponder. As well as telling the time and counting your steps, it has mapping, skin temperature, heart rate, sleep monitoring, blood oxygen levels… it might have a function to remind you to fee the cat too, we just haven’t found it yet. In the box you get an extra strap, plus a H10 Heart Rate monitor. It’s got a variety of built in fitness tests too. Despite all the extra functions, its a little lighter and smaller than the Polar Grit X we previously tested.

Ultimate USE Vybe Suspension Seatpost

We had a collective Proustian moment upon unveiling of this item. Specifically the elastomers themselves. We were transported back to the early 90s and having a USE Shokpost(?) in our hardtails. Back then the saddle clamp was different (the Vybe GR actually looks like old 90s post clamp). Anyway, as with a lot of gravel stuff, it is very much early MTB inspired. Up to 50mm of travel. Available in 30.9 and 31.6 diameters as well as this 27.2mm. Three different firmness of elastomers available (soft, medium, hard). A bit of preload adjustment via a 6mm Allen up the bottom (of the post).

Ultimate USE Seatpost Shim

Seatpost shims ain’t exactly glam but they can bring a lot of joy. And in our experience, USE make the best ones. Cheaper alternatives seems to get bent or buckled in storage (maybe that’s just us?) These 27.2 ID ones (for the Vybe post above) are made from some sort of plastic. USE also make a chunky 30.9 to 34.9mm shim out of aluminium, which we find ourselves using more and more these days, usually in ebikes with their chunky seat tubes.

Ultimate USE Vybe Suspension Stem

More retro futurist gravelling! Commence the “IT’S A GIRVIN FLEXSTEM!” comments. 20mm of travel. Four different firmness of colour coded elastomers. Available in 70mm as well as this 90mm version. 31.8mm bar diameter only. Perhaps the most intriguing things here are the pair of dinky Allen key windows: one marked ‘Rebound’ and one marked, er… ‘Damping’. We shall see what these pokey portals actually do.

Skratch Labs Hydration Everyday & Sport Drink Mixes

  • Price: £21.95 (Everyday 120g), £15.95 (Sport 440g)
  • From: Silverfish UK

Techno powders. The ‘everyday’ stuff is a bit niche; it’s designed for if/when you require some electrolytes but don’t want any sugars. The ‘sport’ drink is a bit more familiar. We like Skratch Labs stuff usually. If for no other real reason than that it generally tastes decent. And for us mere mortal non-athletes, that is all that matters. Of all the hundreds of pounds you can spend on your bike, if you’re not fuelling yourself properly (or at all) then that’s money down the drain. It’s not even about performance, proper fuel just leads to having more fun.

  • Price: £12.99 (120ml)
  • From: Silverfish UK
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Time to try a new wet lube. LinkLube Wet is “a higher viscosity blend of waxes and oils with a higher concentration of waxes and corrosion inhibitors” than Peaty’s All Weather stuff. Biodegradable. Irish coffee scented(!) Designed for long rides in wet, filthy conditions. Which is what we’ll be doing for the next four months. First thoughts: the nozzle is really excellent. Good flow, accurate, mess-free, easy to operate, integrated.

SRAM Butter Grease

  • Price: £12.00 (1oz)
  • From: SRAM
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We sometimes use SRAM Butter for the reasons it was intended (suspension servicing stuff) but arguably most of our Butter goes into dropper posts. And now is the time of year for us all (yes, including you) to take a few minutes to undo our dropper seatpost collars and give everything a good ol’ clean out and lube up.

About Endura: “Endura was founded in Scotland in 1993 with a no-nonsense commitment to advancing the performance and function of cycle apparel for all. We never take the easy route, never complacent, we are always thinking about the next part of the journey.”

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    landslide
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    Sod the spare elastomers, what’s in the shot glass next to the USE stem?

    nickc
    Full Member

    Perhaps the most intriguing things here are the pair of dinky Allen key windows: one marked ‘Rebound’ and one marked, er… ‘Damping’. We shall see what these pokey portals actually do.

    In a USE product? at first; very little, then eventually; nothing at all.

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    oldfart
    Full Member

    I bought a jacket almost identical to that £300 jobber recently in the Craghoppers sale reduced from £100 odd to under £30 .A tenth of that price I doubt if it’s only a tenth as good

    Rivett
    Free Member

    It’s a  GIRVIN FLEXSTEM!

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    jameso
    Full Member

    ooof.. that Potts is a show-stopper. So clean. No Type 2 fork though?

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    pmurden
    Full Member

    Welcome Heather.

    comet
    Full Member

    Good to see Bontrager reviving the old XR mud tread pattern. I still have some 27.5″ ones, which are pretty skinny, maybe 2″, but still the best tyres I’ve found for sticky clag.

    roger_mellie
    Full Member

    what’s in the shot glass next to the USE stem?

    Gravy?

    momo
    Full Member

    Well that’s me down a Yeah Yeah Yeahs rabbit hole for the rest of the afternoon then!

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    P20
    Full Member

    Welcome Heather

    Ive been impressed with the all conditions and dry link lube so far. If the all conditions struggles this winter I’ll try the wet.

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    b33k34
    Full Member

    The ‘everyday’ stuff is a bit niche; it’s designed for if/when you require some electrolytes but don’t want any sugars.

    I’m not so sure about that. I used to be a user of energy drinks, but over recent years switched to squash and then just plain water. Energy requirements of riding e-Bikes really aren’t the same and jelly babies provide the sugar when needed. But on hot days I do sometimes get horribly dehydrated and plain water isn’t enough the Sis tablets are packaging heavy and expensive.

    Twitter threw up this recently…

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    noeffsgiven
    Free Member

    Considering all the companies that have gone under or struggled of late isn’t it a minor miracle USE is still going.

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    redsnail
    Full Member

    Hi Heather

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    Bruce
    Full Member

    I like the bike. A true thing of beauty. Nothing extraneous and no complication.

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    P20
    Full Member

    I think exposure lights have saved USE

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    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Those socks with soles might be great on camp sites.

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    *Waves at Heather*

    rfreeman
    Full Member

    Is it wrong to say that the pic of collected USE elastomers reminds me of a drawer in my bedroom?

    Just been to look: there’s a yellow elastomer kit, and a green one.

    Minds. Gutter. Out. Please.

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Those elastomers for the Flexstem 2 there look like they’ve been harvested from the dead bodies of the cast of Trapdoor. You can almost see the thumb prints.

    comet
    Full Member

    Good to see Bontrager reviving the old XR mud tread pattern.

    Don’t look anything like the xr mud to me? They’re pretty much just the same as everyone else’s “cut spike” tyres, hillbillies etc.

    Bruce
    Full Member

    Ms Bruce still has an original USE seatpost in the orange,Orange.
    Unfortunately it’s days are numbered as they no longer supply spare parts.

    lovewookie
    Full Member

    Is that a 25.0mm original? The 27.2 ones you can use the vybe spares for as they are near as damnit identical to the shokpostt.

     

     

    daverhp
    Full Member

    So is a review of the stem in the pipeline? Asking for a friend considering a Redshift but put off by the ‘boxy’ looks…

    MadBillMcMad
    Full Member

    Those skinners. @stwhannah, when and where do you wear them?

    They look like they could make a great bothy shoe sock.

    Could they replace slippers and make a good house sock?

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